Worst Jokes Ever

I was playing a tennis match against a girl and said, "I will fuck you up." She said, "Try me." So that's exactly what I did, and I won by forfeit as she ended up running away crying.

I thought that kid was walking cool when I had my ears shut. It turns out he was moaning.

You know that I drink water, right? I drink water because I am water. Water is water.

Why don't orphans like Russia and Germany?

Because it's the Mother and Father Land.

Congrats to George Floyd on 2 years sobriety.

What do you call someone with no legs?

Disabled.

Me: Doctor, can I get a new butt? My old one has a crack in it.

Doctor: I told you a billion times already. Everyone's butt has a crack in it.

Me: How do you know that?

What's a suicidal person's favorite drink?

The depressay expressay.

Just kidding, bleach!

Dees was a squirrel who had big nuts.

Everybody loved dees big nuts.

"Me lava you sooo much, cutie cake. I know I'm so so so cuteee. Lava you girl... ummmma ummmaaa. I know where you liveee kutty."

"Me so cutie right?"

herishy, my little sissy dont report me.

I am cutie cutie, just like my bro, herishy.

Why does a cheetah cheat to always win?

Like if you are emo.

What does a cheetah like to eat? Fast food, lol!

If gay means happy, then I'm extremely homophobic.

Yo mama so fat when she stepped on a monster truck she turned it into a lowrider.

The "P" in Batman stands for parents.

When men watch football but not the women's version maybe there.