Worst Jokes Ever
I lost my job by giving up my seat to someone.
I didn't know you're not supposed to do that if you're a bus driver!
I made a website about orphans.
It didn’t have a home page!
I hop on Clash Royale. I see Mega Knight. I cry.
Like if you hate the Mega Knight from Clash Royale because I really, really hate it so much!
What month has 28 days?
I asked my daddy what sex was. He said, "Wanna cum and try it?"
Don't joke about Juice WRLD; he died a hard life, so get f***ed.
What's the name of a crazy crap that wins everything? Winnie da Pooh.
If you see a woman get raped, just walk away. Don't bother helping. They're independent women, after all.
What do an orphan and a blind person have in common? They both can't see their parents.
Yo mama so slow, she took nine months to make the joke. Thank god mine only took 6.
Yo mama so fat, she made Fat Albert jealous!
Yo mama so dumb, when I told her my blind friend couldn’t see, she said, “Open yo eyes!”
Yo mama so old, she got nostalgia for the Big Bang!
Yo mama so old, she witnessed Noah building the ark.
Yo mama so dumb, when I told her my friend was mute she said, “Can't you unmute her?”
Oh dear, I made a backwards ray. Let's test it. I made a backwards ray, let's test it oh.
Just 'cause I’m gay doesn’t mean I want you. I’m shocked anyone would.
By day I like girls, by night I like boys, but you, I wouldn’t like you at dusk or dawn.
What did the doctor say to the orphan?
"I can't help you with cancer, I'm a family doctor!"
Do orphans love doing crime?
'Cause they want to be wanted.