Have you heard about the kidnapping at the goat farm?
Worst Jokes Ever
Go to community, I'm bored.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but they were pissed as all they got was plane.
What do you call a group of emo friends?
THE SUICIDE SQUAD!
Being gay must be a pain in the ass.
Credit to omnom.
If you kill an emo, Is it an assist kill?
POV: You call the group of emos the "Suicide Squad."
Is your mom a virgin?
Mine is.
How am I alive?
You tell me.
This dad went out hunting, he killed a deer. He came home and he and his wife decided to have it for dinner but not tell their kids. Instead, they made them guess. The dad said, "It's something that daddy calls mommy." The little girl yells to her brother, "Don't eat it! It's an ass!"
Life's a bitch, and then you die. I now see what they mean.
"What did we hit?"
"I don't know, a rock."
Priests are priests.
What's a shark's favorite sandwich? Peanut butter and jellyfish!
I was going to make alligator last night, but I noticed that I only had a crock pot.😅
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite movie? Cabbage Patch Kids.
Can you really wheel my real wheelchair?
Try saying that over and over fast. Bit of a tongue twister.
What does it say on Stephen Hawking's headstone?
R. I. P. Roll in Peace.
No, Stephen Hawking wasn't the first man to walk on the moon.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
What Stephen Hawking doesn't know about wheelchairs isn't worth knowing.
