A dog was in the vet's waiting room and another dog asked, "What are you here for?"
"Well, my owner was looking under her bed for something while naked and I couldn't resist, so I mounted up and screwed her senseless."
"Oh, so you're here to get neutered?"
"Nah, I'm just getting my nails clipped."
Why do New Zealanders have sex with sheep on the edge of cliffs? They push back harder.
An Eskimo was holidaying in New Zealand and while driving his rented car around the countryside it broke down. A bloke passing by offered to help, lifted the bonnet and said, "I know your problem, you blew a seal."
The Eskimo with a shocked expression retorted, "Yeah? Well you fuck sheep!"
What do you call someone who has sex with foals, calves, and lambs? A Quadrupedophile.
Why do girls scratch their eyes in the morning?
Because they don't have another pair of balls.
You soak balls, get it?
What is the true meaning of Christmas?
Stealing presents from orphans - a quote by Technoblade.
If you're bored, joke about an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
why cant an orphan play football because they don't have an dad or mom
What thing can an orphan do best?
Stay at home alone.
Why can't orphans go big? When you go big, it's considered family size.
It was my cousin's birthday and my mom said what should we get her? I said a rope.
From now on, we’re gonna call shitting the bed an “Amber Alert.”
What is Meat Loaf's new name now that he has passed?
Ground beef.
What did the policeman shout to the cow running away?
"Get to the ground, beef!"
What do you call it when a cow gets disciplined by her parents? Grounded beef.
What do you call a cow that fell up the stairs? Ground beef
What do you call a sleeping cow? Ground beef
What do you call a cow who's personality is down to Earth? Ground beef
What do you call a cow that skydives without a parachute? Ground Beef
