Worst Jokes Ever

What's the difference between an orphan and an apple tree? The apples get picked.

Roses are red, violets are blue,

I am high and so are you.

Why is Peter Pan always flying?

Because he Neverlands. (This joke is good because it never gets old.)

You know Imagine Dragons?

Imagine draggin' these balls.

Why did the smart orphan lose the tech competition?

The motherboard was nowhere to be found.

Why does an orphan cry when we say "ur mom?"

Because they have no mom.

"I’m going through a lot of things right now," I said frustratedly to the person on the line as I crashed straight through the next building in my car.

I'm playing a game of HANGMAN. Is there an 'S' or a 'C'?

MIKE PEN__E??

What is Hitler's favorite letter?

Not-Z.

When a 68 year old teacher says: "I am going to tackle an intruder if I have to!"

Me: "Oh hell nah"

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Why was the kinetic sand always happy?

Because it was kinetic with its friends!

9/11

This is so sad, can we hit 50 likes?!

They put the woman's rights in the fantasy section in the library.

Thank the Lord for my two huge balls!

I'm gay and an orphan.

I have two balls. Gay people have 23456789.

Little Johnny is gay.

Your mom is emo, Deacon.

What happens when you have a bladder infection? You're in trouble!