My mom said you failed school. I said, "Don't be surprised, I'm a retard, Mom."
Worst Jokes Ever
Me: 911. You: You died 9/11.
I hate Russian dolls. They're so full of themselves.
I would make a joke about your mom, but cows are sacred in my country.
Your mom #69.
Well, yo mama is fat, and when she loses weight, all the food that she has is hers, but the Africans get none.
I got them red Gucci bracelets.
"What happened to your arm?" "Oh, uh... I became a gacha emo."
Why do dads take time to get?
Milk?
What do teachers eat? They eat square stuff.
Why don't orphans have a site page?
Because there's no home page.
I like abusing orphans, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
I like 7/11 because it's like 9/11.
What does 6 tell 7?
"GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME!"
My grandfather said my generation relies too much on technology. So I unplugged his life support. (ref)
To all those who say this is a joke, it isn't. It's a core of humor and magic. It's a part of humor we can keep. Like if you agree.
My grief counselor died.
He was so good, I don’t even care! 😂😂😂
Emo girls be like, "How much am I worth?"
Girl, scan the code on your wrist.
My wife says sex is even better on holiday. I wish she didn’t tell me via email.
Wife: I’m pregnant.
Husband: Hi pregnant, I’m dad.
Wife: No, you’re not.
