Worst Jokes Ever
That bloke Dean's a cunt!
Seeing so many balding college students is so sad. Like, why the fuck is your hairline graduating before you?!?
If the USA is so good,
Why did they make a USB?
I've started playing the triangle for a reggae band. It's pretty casual.
I just stand at the back and ting.
Oh well, I.H.N.! I.H.N.!! I.H.N.!!!
New BBC Geordie police drama set in Honolulu.
Haway Five O.
You: You are such a flick pain.
Me: You are flick pain to my sight.
What’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination? HAAAAND EEEEEEEEEYYYYEEE!
What’s better than Ted Danson? Ted singing and Danson!
What did the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna one, Anna two!
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeño business!
What does a baby computer call his father? Data!
What do you call a bear without any teeth? A gummy bear!
Why did the golfer change his pants? Because he got a hole in one!
Does anyone need an ark? I Noah guy!
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.
I bought a ceiling fan the other day. Complete waste of money. He just stands there applauding and saying “Ooh, I love how smooth it is.”
Chris said to me in P.E. that he likes Jacob, and he said he wants to go straight to the bedroom.
Jacob likes fucking me and my mom.
Jacob Colletto
It's still depression, by the way.
This is not a joke. Have you ever thought about it? You’re an emo while wearing black. So what if you are black? Does that mean you’re an emo because you are black and emos wear black? ;)
Hi, bye.
Joke start.
Punchline!
Why did Jesus create the Devil?
He didn't recognize himself through the time portal.
I'm the second worst thing to happen to those orphans.
Anne Frank is still the Nazi hide-and-go-seek champion.
It took me 9.11 seconds to realize.
When you feel lonely, just watch a scary movie.
You won't feel lonely anymore :(