Worst Jokes Ever
What’s the difference between a cow and 9/11?
A cow can’t be milked for 21 years.
What's long and black, the line to KFC.
That shit was trash. You can't handle me.
Hold up. Aren't you Nathaniel B.?
Dude, all Hitler asked for was a glass of juice, but everyone misheard him.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
It doesn't know where home is.
The gayest person in the world is Pacman, because I can pay him 50 cents to eat 200 balls.
I was at the orphan place, and I saw a kid crying. And I asked him where his parents are, and he fainted.
My mom loves balls.
But my dad has been gone for the last 4 years.
I'm black, and I have a dying family in my basement that hasn't eaten in 2 weeks. They need help.
Btw, it's a joke lol.
What do you call a door? A floor.
How does an emo kid compliment one another?
Like your cuts, G.
Wesley, stop saying your life is a joke.
Jokes have meaning.
Your hairline's so bent, it goes west, east, north, and south!
Can’t believe how ungrateful my dwarf next-door neighbor is. I saw him waiting at the bus stop earlier today and offered to give him a lift, but he told me to “fuck off.” In the end, I decided to just close my rucksack and walk away.
What caused Captain Hook's death?
He accidentally used the wrong hand to wipe his ass.
Do midgets still start their childhood stories off with, "When I was little"?
A blind woman told me I had a big penis yesterday.
I think she was pulling my leg.
Have you ever seen a blind man swim?
No.
Neither has he.
Why do orphans hate Cocomelon?
Because the parents are in every episode.
She wears short skirts, I wear t-shirts, and we're both getting sent home from school because it's distracting to boys, apparently.