You: You are such a flick pain.
Me: You are flick pain to my sight.
Worst Jokes Ever
What’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination? HAAAAND EEEEEEEEEYYYYEEE!
What’s better than Ted Danson? Ted singing and Danson!
What did the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna one, Anna two!
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeño business!
What does a baby computer call his father? Data!
What do you call a bear without any teeth? A gummy bear!
Why did the golfer change his pants? Because he got a hole in one!
Does anyone need an ark? I Noah guy!
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.
I bought a ceiling fan the other day. Complete waste of money. He just stands there applauding and saying “Ooh, I love how smooth it is.”
Chris said to me in P.E. that he likes Jacob, and he said he wants to go straight to the bedroom.
Jacob likes fucking me and my mom.
Jacob Colletto
It's still depression, by the way.
This is not a joke. Have you ever thought about it? You’re an emo while wearing black. So what if you are black? Does that mean you’re an emo because you are black and emos wear black? ;)
Hi, bye.
Joke start.
Punchline!
Why did Jesus create the Devil?
He didn't recognize himself through the time portal.
I'm the second worst thing to happen to those orphans.
Anne Frank is still the Nazi hide-and-go-seek champion.
It took me 9.11 seconds to realize.
When you feel lonely, just watch a scary movie.
You won't feel lonely anymore :(
What's the difference between an orphan and cotton?
One gets picked.
A depressed guy walks into a bar and says, "Can I get shot?"
The bartender then says, "You mean, can you get a shot, right?"
The bartender then says, "Well... what drink would you like?"
The depressed guy then responds with, "No, I really want to get shot."
Why did little Billy drop his ice cream cone?
Because he got hit by a bus.
Just got an iPhone 12 for my brother, best trade I've ever made.
I rate it 9/11.
Q: What's the difference between a knife and a razor blade?
A: Depends on which wound bleeds faster.
