Worst Jokes Ever

Shut your transparent hairline up.

I give these jokes a 9/11.

Why was six so scared of seven? Because seven ate nine.

My mum said take out the trash, so I took my sister.

What's the difference between my sister and my phone? I don't give a damn if my phone dies.

What does Michael Jackson and an ant have in common? They are both innocent.

Why did Michael Jackson divorce LMP? She didn't want to give him kids.

What do you say to a guy with Down syndrome who’s on top of a sky scraper? "Jump!"

My girlfriend sent “a let’s break up text” right when I was done editing our pics.

In memory of Michael Jackson, various ice cream companies are introducing the Jackson Chocolate ice cream. It is either 50 year old cream mixed in with 10 year old nuts, or 7 year old vanilla ice cream with 50 year old chocolate drizzled on 4 year old tiny nuts.

Your hairline is so pushed back it looks like Will Smith slapped it back.

Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning?

It has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.

I love fard 😋

What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?

The apple always gets picked.

What do emos like to do when they're sad?

They play violin on their wrists.

What meme does an Emo hate the most?

"Happy Happy Joy Joy" Peter Griffin.

A kid told me to go get a dad, so I punched the kid. He went to tell his parents. Oh wait, he can't, 'cause he's an orphan, and orphans have no parents.

Great news for all Star Wars fans who can't wait until the next movie!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QoMlJbLJHcg

Maybe we should stop talking about orphans, their parents will get ma... oh wait.

Why do orphans dip their cookies in water?

Because their dad never came back with milk. Ohhhhhhhh!