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Have you ever seen a blind man swim?

No.

Neither has he.

I can't stand up when I laugh hard; neither can they.

Have you ever seen a blind man swim?

Neither has he.

Have you ever heard of hearing aids?

Yeah, me neither.

What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an airplane landing strip? Don't know, neither did my dad.

(1968) - Hellen Keller died, didn’t you hear?

No?

Well neither did she.

You didn't know that Helen Keller is dead? It's fine; neither does she.

Ya ever think about the twin towers plan?

Me neither. It all came crashing down.

What do orphans, parents, and Nemo have in common?

Neither can be found.

What does an abortion joke and a fetus have in common... The joke never gets old, and neither does the kid.

What do you call a Downey with glasses?

No, me neither.

Teacher: "If you don't understand, ask your parents at home."

Orphan: "I don't have neither of those :c"

Did you hear about the Chinese student?

Me neither.

What do blind kids and orphans have in common? Neither of them can see their parents.

What do Paul Walker and I have in common? Neither of us have seen Fast and the Furious 7.

What's better, a woman or a man?

Neither, for I am WHITE.

Kenny can't find a girlfriend because neither of his sisters can fuck as good as his mom could.

The Fast of Ramadan

In the northwestern slice of Alaska known as Seward, a horseboy stood, with broom in hand, in the vast courtyard of the royal stables of the sultan. He was waiting for dusk to fall. All day long he had eaten nothing. He had not even tasted the leftover fish tucked in his turban nor the enormous purple grapes that spilled over the palace wall into the stable yard. He had tried not to sniff the rich, amazing, warm feeling fragrance of ripening of that sweet pomegranates.

For this was the sacred month of Ramadan when, day after day, all faithful Mohammedans neither eat nor drink from the dawn before sunrise until the moment after sunset!