Need jokes
I can't believe what just happened. I was at the bowling alley having a great time with my girlfriend when suddenly a man took all of our bowling pins! I asked him why and he said he needed more tapins to keep his career relevant. I instantly realized it was Penaldo!
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses to the concert?
Because his lyrics were so fire, he needed protection!
Yo mama so fat, she needs 17 iPhones to take a selfie.
How many CIA agents does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
They don't need lightbulbs--they glow in the dark.
Your mom's so fat, she doesn’t need internet, she’s already world wide.
Memes
You're so fat you need butter to get in the car.
Brinnia so fat when she stepped on a scale, it said, "I need a bigger one."
*gets hit by a car*
Passerby: "ARE YOU OKAY?"
Me: "Please...I need my...phone."
*opens twitter*
Me: "LMFAOOOOOOO YALL GUESS WHAT"
What do you call a special needs kid with a motorcycle?
Motor disease.
You don't need a parachute to go skydiving, just to go skydiving twice.
Your mum is so fat, she needs 3 different watches for 3 different time zones.
Your mama is so fat, she needs two phones to take a picture of herself.
I'll never forget my grandpa's last words:
"You need to park a little closer."
Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your wife needs Jon Grudon, too.
Is their [there] a doctor anywhere?
My mom has a few problems & those problems is [are] that my mom has big tits, fat ass & sweet pussy that needs attention. Help anyone.
God needed an extra two hands to make your fat ass of a mother.
You ever try sexting with AI? Every time I type “I’m coming,” it replies, “Coming where? Need directions?”
What’s one thing women need to know nowadays?
Their place.
When a woman says, "I need to be treated like a delicate flower," don't cut the wrong cord on the bomb.
Bill Clinton and Joe Biden are on a sinking ship.
Joe Biden says we need to save the women and children. Bill Clinton says, "Screw the women and children." Joe Biden says, "Do we have that much time?"