Need jokes

I can't believe what just happened. I was at the bowling alley having a great time with my girlfriend when suddenly a man took all of our bowling pins! I asked him why and he said he needed more tapins to keep his career relevant. I instantly realized it was Penaldo!

I'm high and it's very hot.

I need some water, but I don't got none. AHAHA.

Hey selfish king, I see you need a girlfriend ;)

Hey, this is to orphans:

"Orphans are ugly. We need to know each other :D We need to date, cause ur hot and so am I and orphans rly are ugly!!!!"

Hi my sweet friends! This is for everyone who needs help right now :)

"Alex! We need to talk! Now!"

Alya, I need to talk to you now. If you don't reply, I will kermit the not living, and if you don't think I will, I will post your OnlyFans photos I get every month for $5.99 a week (high price if you ask me)!

freshfry, we need to talk now...

Bianca: Mr. Doeken, even though I completed my test, you still said it was "late." Why is that?

Mr. Dowon: Bianca, for the LAST TIME, MY LAST NAME IS DOWON!

Bianca (🤨): Are you sure?

Mr. Dowon (😒): What do you need, Bianca?

Bianca: It's Bianca!

Mr. Dowon: Are you sure?

Brinnia so fat when she stepped on a scale, it said, "I need a bigger one."

All these 9/11 jokes need to stop.

My uncle died in 9/11. At least he died doing what he loves: flying planes.

Ur mama so fat she needs two watches because she's in different time zones.

Yo mama so fat she needs to sit on 2 chairs.

"Ring Ring! Hi, I've been needing to call you. Your hairline has been found by Dora after 25 years!"

Who even needs white jokes?

What do cake and baseball have in common?

Both need batters.

You’re so short you would need a lift to kiss your bride.

Why doesn't Laila in UHS need an insult?

Have a look at her face!

I need to get new shoes; one of these isn’t right.

Guys, there is no need to worry about anti-vaxxers. The more there are, the less there are.