Nazi jokes
Why does Hitler drink milk? Because he doesn't like juice.
I was going from Germany to Austria, and I accidentally crossed the border illegally. When the police caught me, they told me I was a Nazi. I asked them, "Why?" They said I didn't see the border.
What do you call a blind German? A Nazi (Not-see)!
America: I'm going to build a wall.
Nazi: Been there.
Soviet Union: Done that.
Three Nazis walk into a bar.
What do you call Hitler?
Gay.
What is the difference between a blond and a Nazi?
The blond survived.
Why were parts of the Soviet Union that had more industry than agriculture occupied during WW2?
They couldn't beet the Nazis.
Hitler.
I was always told as a kid that I have to pick between being a programmer and an English teacher.
They said: you can't be a "pro-grammer nazi."
Why is the Nazi Anthem banned in Germany? Because Horst Wessel lied.
Say what you want about Hitler, he wasn't all that bad. After all, he killed Hitler.
Vladimir Putin, Donald Trump, and Angela Merkel are standing at the shore and are trying to impress each other with the accomplishments of their countries. Putin brags, "We have nuclear submarines which can stay underwater for six weeks without having to resurface!". Trump goes on, "Six weeks? That's nothing. I have the best submarines, they're underwater für at least three months!". Merkel is about to respond, when a giant steel colossus emerges from the sea. A hatch opens, a black uniform appears - "Heil Hitler! We need Diesel."
Why did Hitler's girlfriend break up with him? He Hit-ler.
How does Hitler tie his shoes?
Into little Nazis.
What first went through Sally's mind when the Nazis came? - A bullet.
What was the Nazi racing tournament in 1943?
Gasar.
What's the difference between cancer and a Nazi? Cancer doesn't discriminate.
What had more brains than Hitler? The wall behind him.
Kid: I'm hungry.
Dad Bot: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
Teenager: I'm Hitler did nothing wrong.
Dad Bot: Hi Hitler did nothing wrong, I'm dad.
Nazi: Finally!