America: I'm going to build a wall.
Nazi: Been there.
Soviet Union: Done that.
Nazi Jokes
Three Nazis walk into a bar.
What do you call Hitler?
Gay.
What is the difference between a blond and a Nazi?
The blond survived.
Why were parts of the Soviet Union that had more industry than agriculture occupied during WW2?
They couldn't beet the Nazis.
Hitler.
I was always told as a kid that I have to pick between being a programmer and an English teacher.
They said: you can't be a "pro-grammer nazi."
Why is the Nazi Anthem banned in Germany? Because Horst Wessel lied.
Say what you want about Hitler, he wasn't all that bad. After all, he killed Hitler.
Why did Hitler's girlfriend break up with him? He Hit-ler.
How does Hitler tie his shoes?
Into little Nazis.
What first went through Sally's mind when the Nazis came? - A bullet.
What was the Nazi racing tournament in 1943?
Gasar.
What's the difference between cancer and a Nazi? Cancer doesn't discriminate.
What had more brains than Hitler? The wall behind him.
Kid: I'm hungry.
Dad Bot: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
Teenager: I'm Hitler did nothing wrong.
Dad Bot: Hi Hitler did nothing wrong, I'm dad.
Nazi: Finally!
Why did Hitler get hit by a baseball?
Because he did nazi it coming!
Why didn't Hitler's girlfriend like giving him a blowjob? It left a Nazi taste in her mouth...
Who's Hitler's best friend? Nazis me.
A man tried to shoot Adolf Hitler, but missed. Then Adolf replied, "Oh shoot, I did nazi that coming!"
