Nazi jokes

I own a gun with Nazi rounds and shot a guy who broke into my house. He said, “Did you just shoot me with a Nazi round?” and I replied, “Do you mean Nein millimeter?”

My great grandpa killed Hitler.

What do you call a nazi that can’t see?

A nozi.

Hitler is amazing; he's dead but still alive because he did Nazi death coming. It never happened.

What did the German Shepherd dog say to Hitler?

"Mein Führer ist steckenbleiben in meinen Zähnen."

Why are Nazis so good at soccer?

Because they're so good at shooting.

I'm so proud of my Grandpa. He killed Hitler himself.

What did Hitler say to Stan after he died?

I did nazi that coming!

"Knock knock."

"Who's there?"

*slaps* "We ask ze questions!"

What was Hitler's lucky number?

Nein.

"Sir, we're mining too many useless mineral ores."

Hitler: "Mine less, then."

Grammar Nazi bursts in: "MINE FEWER!"

Hitler looks over: "Yes?"

"Popcorn" means "Photo-Oxidant formation by Plant-emitted Compounds and OH Radicals in Northeastern Germany."

"HO" means a woman, in particular one who has many casual sexual encounters or relationships. So basically, popcorn is a woman in plant based sex encountered a lot in a nazi camp.

My friend is blind.

So he always says he cannot Nazi.

So, y'all remember Hitler, right?

Ok, so I own a gun with Nazi rounds. I shot a guy who was entering my home who wasn't invited. He said, "Did you shoot me with Nazi rounds?" Then I said, "Do you mean 'nein' millimeter?"

Did you know my grandpa was in WW2? He killed Hitler.

School. School is a slavery joke and a Nazi joke combined.

Hitler visits a lunatic asylum. The patients give the Hitler salute. As he passes down the line, he comes across a woman who isn't saluting.

"Why are you not saluting like the others?" Hitler barks.

"Mein Führer, I'm the nurse," she responds. "I'm not crazy!"

A poster for the winter relief fund reads: "No one should be allowed to go hungry or suffer from the cold." A worker says to his friend, "Now were not even allowed to do that."

What did Hitler say when he was blindfolded?

I can Nazi!

Q: If Adolf Hitler was a sea creature, which would he be?

A: Adlof-in.