What is Hitler's favorite animal?
A dolphin.
Me: My grandpa killed 100 nazis in WWII.
My Friend: Well my grandpa killed Hitler.
Me: *Realizes*
Hitler wasn't such a bad guy, after all, he did kill Hitler.
What was Hitler known for?
His exceptional cost efficiency.
You know who deserves a medal? The guy who killed Hitler
John and Chloe are in school arguing about who has the more heroic grandfather.
Chloe says, "My grandfather killed 50 Nazis, he's so heroic!"
John says, "So what? My grandfather KILLED Hitler!"
What do you call a man who loves Adidas and Puma and drives a Volkswagen? Potential Nazi.
Another Nazi joke.
Did Nazi that coming?
Did Jew?
Enough with the Nazi jokes.
They make me führeious!
What is the worst thing that Nazis have done?
Adolf Hit-her.
Why did Hitler's cookies taste bad? He forgot to clean out the oven.
I hope all of you had a great merry Christmas, a happy Hanukkah, a good whatever you celebrate! I got so much this year, over $300 of fishing gear, a small 2011 coin mint collection, some coins from the Nazi party, a remote control car, 100 dollars, and more. Say what you guys got in the comments.
Why does Hitler hate golf?
He would end up in a bunker!
Harry Kane and Hitler are similar; they both did nazi them losing.
Q: How tall was Hitlers grass A: *Hitler salute* about this high
There was a kid and a historian in a museum about WW2 and were looking at Hitler in a car doing the Nazi salute. The kid said, “Why is he putting his arm in the air?” The historian said, “Indicators on cars didn’t exist back then so he’s probably saying take the Third Reich!”
What do you call Hitler in a pool? Adolfin.
Hitler was the most handsome man alive.
Everyone died for him.
If the minions serve whoever is the biggest bad, then who did they serve 1930-1945?
Abortion clinics are kind of like NAZI gas chambers. Less people come out than go in.
