Nazi jokes
Two guys watching a war movie at a bar are talking. One says to the other, "The Nazis starved my dad to death in a concentration camp during the war."
The other says, "My dad died in a camp as well... he broke his neck."
First guy says, "How did he break his neck?"
Second guy says, "He fell out of the guard tower."
If anyone ever makes a time machine, please make a bunker for Hitler/the Nazis and send them to 2050. I want to see who would die first, future us or them.
Why do Nazis not wear necklaces, rings, and bracelets? Because they hate jewelry.
Nazis have marched in Melbourne. Are you sure Eric Clapton and Carrie Underwood are not touring in Australia?
Like if you are straight; comment if you are LGBTQ+; dislike if you are a Nazi.
What is Hitler's favorite animal?
A dolphin.
Me: My grandpa killed 100 nazis in WWII.
My Friend: Well my grandpa killed Hitler.
Me: *Realizes*
"Hitler wasn't such a bad guy, after all, he did kill Hitler."
What was Hitler known for?
His exceptional cost efficiency.
You know who deserves a medal? The guy who killed Hitler.
John and Chloe are in school arguing about who has the more heroic grandfather.
Chloe says, "My grandfather killed 50 Nazis, he's so heroic!"
John says, "So what? My grandfather KILLED Hitler!"
What do you call a man who loves Adidas and Puma and drives a Volkswagen? Potential Nazi.
Another Nazi joke.
Did Nazi that coming?
Did Jew?
Enough with the Nazi jokes.
They make me führeious!
What is the worst thing that Nazis have done?
Adolf Hit-her.
Why did Hitler's cookies taste bad? He forgot to clean out the oven.
I hope all of you had a great merry Christmas, a happy Hanukkah, a good whatever you celebrate! I got so much this year, over $300 of fishing gear, a small 2011 coin mint collection, some coins from the Nazi party, a remote control car, 100 dollars, and more. Say what you guys got in the comments.
Why does Hitler hate golf?
He would end up in a bunker!
Harry Kane and Hitler are similar; they both did nazi them losing.
Q: How tall was Hitler's grass? A: *Hitler salute* about this high!