Nazi jokes
There was a kid and a historian in a museum about WW2 and were looking at Hitler in a car doing the Nazi salute. The kid said, “Why is he putting his arm in the air?” The historian said, “Indicators on cars didn’t exist back then so he’s probably saying take the Third Reich!”
What do you call Hitler in a pool? Adolfin.
Hitler was the most handsome man alive.
Everyone died for him.
What do you call a blind German? A not-see Nazi.
If the minions serve whoever is the biggest bad, then who did they serve 1930-1945?
Abortion clinics are kind of like NAZI gas chambers. Less people come out than go in.
I hate the term feminazi. It is offensive to real Nazis.
Anne Frank is still the Nazi hide-and-go-seek champion.
What type of car did Hitler drive? A gas-guzzler.
What is Hitler's favorite letter?
Not-Z.
The Nazis.
Why does Hitler need glasses?
Because he could Nazi.
Bro, I love hanging out with white people, it's either we play Yahtzee, or we playin' Nazi.
I would like to say Hitler gave two fucks about his people.
But quite Anne frankly, I'd be lying.
Say what you want about Hitler, at least he got the trains to run on time.
You know why Hitler wouldn’t drink whisky? Because it made him angry.
Why can't Hitler join track?
Because he can't even finish a race.
What do you call a German man who can't see?
A not see.
What did the Nazi say when a doll hit his daughter?
A-doll Hitler!
What is Hitler's favorite book? "Hitler and the chamber of secrets."