Nazi

Nazi Jokes

Minion

If the minions serve whoever is the biggest bad, then who did they serve 1930-1945?

Abortion

Abortion clinics are kind of like NAZI gas chambers. Less people come out than go in.

Bro

Bro, I love hanging out with white people, it's either we play Yahtzee, or we playin' Nazi.

Hitler

I would like to say Hitler gave two fucks about his people.

But quite Anne frankly, I'd be lying.

Hitler

Say what you want about Hitler, at least he got the trains to run on time.

Hitler

You know why Hitler wouldn’t drink whisky? Because it made him angry.

Doll

What did the Nazi say when a doll hit his daughter?

A-doll Hitler!

Book

What is Hitler's favorite book? "Hitler and the chamber of secrets."

Gun

I own a gun with Nazi rounds and shot a guy who broke into my house. He said, “Did you just shoot me with a Nazi round?” and I replied, “Do you mean Nein millimeter?”