Nazi jokes
Why didn't Hitler's girlfriend like giving him a blowjob? It left a Nazi taste in her mouth...
Who's Hitler's best friend? Nazis me.
A man tried to shoot Adolf Hitler, but missed. Then Adolf replied, "Oh shoot, I did nazi that coming!"
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.
Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.
What first went through Sally's head when the Nazis came? A bullet.
Where did Sally go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.
What did Sally get for Christmas? A bike.
Who does Adolph Hitler call in an emergency?
Nein, nein, nein!
How do Germans tie their shoes? Answer: In Nazis!
What did the Nazi order from Wendy's?
Two number NEINs.
Why was Hitler bad at math?
He could only count to nein.
What do you call a blind German?
A not see.