Nastiness Jokes

I'd give you a nasty look but you've already got one.

Did you hear about the nasty tuna fish? He was rotten to the albacore.

Why are women like hurricanes?

They come in nasty and wet then leave with your house and car.

Babies can spread a nasty smell,

especially when you haven't fed them for a month.

This bunny named Mason came up to a bar and ordered a beer and a burger. he sits at a table and the waiter brought a huge burger. Mason: heh. good thing i eat like a horse. He looks up at the waiter. Waiter: you are a nasty little bunny, aren't you? Mason screamed and ran away as the waiter chased him.... she was a HORSE.

We dont got sluts in the south, we got NATS: Nasty Ass Traveling Sluts

Not a joke, but this needs saying. Please can someone do something about all the pedo posts on here. It’s honestly just nasty

In other news, we are hearing of a nasty helicopter crash on the M4. Let's cross live to our eye-in-the-sky, Mark. Mark?

One day, inexplicably, my talking parrot started insulting me. He called me an idiot, a fool, a jerk, stupid, and a variety of other nasty names. I warned the squawker to cease, but to no avian avail. Fed up, I finally flipped the foul-mouthed feather-brain into the freezer...but after about 15 seconds, I relented and let him out. "I'm so sorry," he declared! "I don't know what came over me, and realize I shouldn't have said those terrible things. I hope you can forgive me, and I promise never to do it again! By the way...what did the chicken do?" 🐔😂

What does FNAF stand for? Five Nasty Ass Fools.

What does Diana stand for? Died In A Nasty Accident.

Worst jokes ever? more like a killed an old man in 2012 in Oklahoma City at that nasty red lobster not the one near thr freeway and hid the body in a creek