I'd give you a nasty look but you've already got one.
Why are women like hurricanes?
They come in nasty and wet then leave with your house and car.
Babies can spread a nasty smell,
especially when you haven't fed them for a month.
Did you hear about the nasty tuna fish? He was rotten to the albacore.
So there I was, having a fantastic time going down on my nan When suddenly I got a nasty taste in my mouth.
"Wait a minute" I said. This distinctly tastes like horse semen
Then it clicked. "Ah, so that's how you died"
REALLY CRAPPY JOKE ALERT!!! oh quin how was eating that tight butt must be nasty i heard u met from rear ending him
The new pandemic is feminism and all kinds of democratic thinking. COVID is a joke compared to these nasty ass diseases.
A man gets on a bus, and ends up sitting next to a very attractive nun. Enamored with her, he asks if he can have sex with her. Naturally, she says no, and gets off the bus. The man goes to the bus driver and asks him if he knows of a way for him to have sex with the nun.
"Well," says the bus driver, "every night at 8 o'clock, she goes to the cemetery to pray. If you dress up as God, I'm sure you could convince her to have sex with you."
The man decides to try it, and dresses up in his best God costume. At eight, he sees the nun and appears before her.
"Oh, God!" she exclaims. "Take me with you!" The man tells the nun that she must first have sex with him to prove her loyalty. The nun says yes, but tells him she prefers anal sex. Before you know it, they're getting down to it, having nasty, grunty, loud sex. After it's over, the man pulls off his God disguise.
"Ha, ha! I'm the man from the bus!"
"Ha, ha!" says the nun, removing her costume. "I'm the bus driver!"
We dont got sluts in the south, we got NATS: Nasty Ass Traveling Sluts
Not a joke, but this needs saying. Please can someone do something about all the pedo posts on here. It’s honestly just nasty
Yo mama is so nasty she buys sex toys at the second hand shop.
In other news, we are hearing of a nasty helicopter crash on the M4. Let's cross live to our eye-in-the-sky, Mark. Mark?
What does FNAF stand for? Five Nasty Ass Fools.
I know you don't like me, and that implies you need better taste.
I'm no an astronomer, but I'm pretty sure the Earth revolves around the sun... not you.
I'd give you a nasty look, but it seems like you've already got one.
Your birth certificate should be rewritten as a letter of apology
You haven't changed since the last time I saw you. You really should.
What does Diana stand for? Died In A Nasty Accident.
Worst jokes ever? more like a killed an old man in 2012 in Oklahoma City at that nasty red lobster not the one near thr freeway and hid the body in a creek
i can see your cameltoe you nasty thot
Your mama is so nasty. She showed up to red lobster with her own crabs.
yo mama so nasty she gave yo daddy head then gave you a kiss good night
rot in hell? more like nasty-ass thot in a well.
