NASA's jokes

Your mama's so fat, she needed NASA to make her ID card!

Your forehead's so big, NASA uses it to test satellite signals.

Stephen Hawking is better than NASA. They study black holes that are 8 billion years old, while he was down here on Earth staring at 14-year-old black holes. 😈😈😈

NASA called me and they said they reached your hairline.

There was a solar eclipse at school and we missed it, but it was alright. Your mum went to NASA and recreated it herself.

Dear NASA, your mom thought I was big enough.

–Pluto.

My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. I personally am on the fence.

Why is NASA so sus?

'Cause they wanted to see Uranus.

Your forehead is so big NASA thought it was Mars.

NASA found water on Mars.

Mars - 1

Africa - 0

Yo mama so fat, when she had an interview for NASA, they said, "We don't hire planets."

How does NASA organize a party?

They planet.

Yo mama so fat, when she jumps, NASA says a meteor hits Earth.

What's up?

A rocket from NASA.

OMG SO FUNNYY!

Why can't dwarfs go to space? Because NASA is not sending monkeys into space anymore.

Your forehead is sooo big, NASA thought it was Mars!

NASA just found evidence of water on Mars. Mars 1, Africa 0.

NASA recently found evidence of water on Mars... Mars 1, Africa 0.

I got a call from NASA. They’ve reached your hairline.

When a rocketship went into space, seven astronauts went into space. That's why it's called NASA.