NASA's jokes
What does NASA stand for? Need Another Seven Astronauts.
How does NASA organize a party? -- They planet.
NASA stands for Need Another Seven Astronauts.
NASA found water on Mars.
Mars - 1
Africa - 0
Better call NASA and tell them there are only going to be 7 planets after I destroy URANUS.
Yo mama so fat, when she joined NASA, they put her in orbit and the next day there was a lunar eclipse.
How does NASA organize their parties? They planet.
I've sadly received a rejection letter from NASA. Strangely, it says there's no space on their training program.
Why do you have to watch your back at NASA? They want to probe Uranus.
Yo forehead so big, NASA thought it was Mars.
How does NASA organize a party?
They planet.
There was a solar eclipse at school and we missed it, but it was alright. Your mum went to NASA and recreated it herself.
Whats the difference between NASA and religion
NASA takes you through space Religion takes you through two towers
How does NASA organise a party?
They ‘PLANET’.
My uncle got sued from NASA the other day. He claimed to be the first one to enter Uranus.
What does NASA stand for?
Not A Space Agency.
Yo mama so fat! When she jumps into a pool, NASA found water on Mars!
NASA just found evidence of water on Mars. Mars 1, Africa 0.
Why does NASA only serve Coke?
Because they can't get Seven-Up!
What does NASA stand for?
Neil Armweak Sorry Armstrong.