NASA's jokes
Your forehead is so big that NASA went to discover Mars, but then they said, "Oops, wrong planet. Mars is smaller than this, we will discover it later."
Your forehead is sooo big, NASA thought it was Mars!
What does NASA stand for?
Need a star A.S.A.P.!
What does NASA stand for? Nobody Asked, Someone Answered.
How do NASA plan parades?
They plan-et.
Kinky~
What's NASA's grossest mission?
Probing Uranus.
What's up?
A rocket from NASA.
OMG SO FUNNYY!
Your mama's so fat, she needed NASA to make her ID card!
Yo mama is so stupid that she thought NASA is a gaming program!
NASA recently found evidence of water on Mars... Mars 1, Africa 0.
How does NASA fart?
They fart with their ass-teroids.
If Dusty's dad from Home Alone 2 was in NASA, how come he is not famous?
NASA stands for "Nobody asks scientists anymore."
For being a big company, NASA is openly saying they want pictures of Uranus.
What's the grossest mission NASA could do?
Probing Uranus.
NASA just found evidence of water on Mars. Mars 1, Africa 0.
NASA equals nugget and sh*t, amateur.
What does NASA stand for?
Need Another Seven Astronauts!
Your forehead's so big, NASA uses it to test satellite signals.
What does NASA mean? No Apes Submit Astronauts.