NASA's jokes
A NASA scientist is sitting in a bar when a Martian walks in and orders a martini.
The NASA scientist quickly realizes he is dreaming and wakes up. He turns to his wife and tries to explain the dream, but she rolls over and ignores him because she is tired of listening to him.
The NASA scientist begins to sob because his marriage is in shambles. lmao.
Why was Stephen Hawking late to the NASA meeting?
He couldn't get up the kerb.
NASA = Not Africa North America. That's what NASA stands for.
What does NASA stand for?
Neil Armweak Sorry Armstrong.
Everyone: What does NASA mean?
NASA's response: National Aeronautics and Space Administration.
Everyone: What does NASA mean?
Arinator's response: National Ariana and Space Ariana.
If Dusty's dad from Home Alone 2 was in NASA, how come he is not famous?
How Jupiter was discovered.
Once there was a fat lady who farted yellow, orange, and peach. All that fart went to space and created a planet that NASA saw and went over there, but it smelled really bad.
My uncle got sued from NASA the other day. He claimed to be the first one to enter Uranus.
Yo mama so tall!!! When she wakes up from her bed, she stands up and finds NASA beside her face, and she thinks it's a fly!!!
Yo mama so fat! When she jumps into a pool, NASA found water on Mars!
What does NASA mean? No Apes Submit Astronauts.
Yo mama is so stupid that she thought NASA is a gaming program!
Whats the difference between NASA and religion
NASA takes you through space Religion takes you through two towers
How does NASA organize their parties? They planet.
What does NASA stand for? Need Another Seven Astronauts.
How does NASA organize a party? -- They planet.
Yo mama so fat, NASA has a satellite orbiting around her.