NASA's jokes
What does NASA stand for? 🍝🧇🍝🧇🍝
Yo mama so fat, when she joined NASA, they put her in orbit and the next day there was a lunar eclipse.
Be careful, because I heard that NASA is going to send a rover to Uranus.
Yo forehead so big, NASA thought it was Mars.
What's NASA's grossest mission?
Probing Uranus.
NASA equals nugget and sh*t, amateur.
What's the grossest mission NASA could do?
Probing Uranus.
How does NASA fart?
They fart with their ass-teroids.
What does NASA stand for?
Need a star A.S.A.P.!
What does NASA stand for?
Need Another Seven Astronauts!
How does NASA organise a party?
They ‘PLANET’.
Why do you have to watch your back at NASA? They want to probe Uranus.
Yo mama so fat, NASA used her stomach to jump to Uranus in seconds.
What does NASA stand for?
Not A Space Agency.
Why does NASA only serve Coke?
Because they can't get Seven-Up!
NASA is going to probe Uranus, and it might take a while to get there.
Better call NASA and tell them there are only going to be 7 planets after I destroy URANUS.
What does NASA stand for? Need Another Seven Astronauts.
Why was Boiling Water hired by NASA (The National Aeronautics and Space Administration) to oversee their Space division? Because it has at least one hundred degrees.
A NASA scientist is sitting in a bar when a Martian walks in and orders a martini.
The NASA scientist quickly realizes he is dreaming and wakes up. He turns to his wife and tries to explain the dream, but she rolls over and ignores him because she is tired of listening to him.
The NASA scientist begins to sob because his marriage is in shambles. lmao.