Name jokes
What do you call a Black Iron Man?
Robert Browny Jr.
Your mum is gay; her name is Rachel.
A girl walks in the room. She asks her mom, "Why's my name Flower?" Her mom said, "When you were born, a flower fell on your head." Brick walks in the room. Jasvidnqzkdvsosbd.
How do Chinese people name their babies?
They chuck a pan down the stairs.
How do you name a Chinese kid?
Throw a frying pan on their head, "Ching Chong!"
My name says it all.
What do you call a Hippie's Wife? A Mississippi.
How do Asians name their babies?
They throw pots and pans around.
"Ching, Chang, Clang!"
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Oliver.
Oliver who?
Oliver jokes don’t exist! 👹
My name is Jafar. I come from afar. There's a bomb in my car. Allahu Akbar!
What do you call a Mexican door?
Dora.
Yo, three kids play hide-and-go-seek. Their names are Trouble, Manners, and Shut Up.
Shut Up hit the police station, Manners hit the trashcan. Trouble is the seeker. When they go and hide and all that shit, the policeman comes up to Shut Up and goes, "Hey kid, what's your name?"
Well, Shut Up looks at him and goes, "Shut Up."
Policeman says, "Excuse me, kid, where's your manners at?"
Shut Up goes, "Oh, Manners? In the trash."
Policeman goes, "Oh, Manners in the trash? And then policeman goes, "Hey kid, are you looking for Trouble?"
Then Shut Up goes and says, "No, Trouble's looking for me."
Hi guys, the prankster is back!
I was gone for a long time because of this bullying about a nice sweet girl named Gwen! So my 6th prank is on...
When I put some bad stuff in my sister's toothpaste bottle!
Okay, so I took some smelly mints from the jelly bean game! I had molded cheese jelly bean, molded milk, and worms jelly bean! Jelly bean tasting is this game where weird tasted jelly beans are in there, so I got some mints and put it there! Then next thing you knew was, my sassy ass sister had her breath smelling like a chimpanzee's buttock!
What do you call a person whose heart stopped?
Dead.
How do Chinese people name their kids?
They throw a wok down the stairs.
Why don't rappers ever play hide-and-seek?
Because good luck hiding when your name's always dropping!
Arik? (Not a joke.)
Who is the oldest Dave?
Daveon.
Who is the least young Dave?
Dave-on.
What did Daveon say when he saw a spider? "I'm Dave-on with this!"