A girl named Rebecca was friends with a guy called fi. One day Fi hit Rebecca and Rebecca lost service. Rebecca said to Fi "Why-Fi"
A father and son duo are sitting at a table, eating breakfast. The father looks at the child and says "I'm hungry" The child looks at the father and replies "Hi hungry, I'm son" the father calls his father and asks why he was named Hungry.
My pregnate wife said we were gonna name the kid digorno. She wouldn't tell me why until she got an abortion and told me its not delivery its digiorno.
What do you call a dog with no legs?? ...you cant call it anything. It won't vome to you
we have a teacher in school his name is haybrock but he is gay so we call him gaybrock
What is another name π€ for Holy water π§ π§π§ π§π§ π§ π§ π§ π§ π§π§ π§ π§ π§ π§ π§ π§ π½ toilet water
What do you do when you get a boy named Jackson you dump him
"Why is my name Rose?" "A rose fell on your head when you were born." "Why is my name Daisy?" "A Daisy fell on your head when you were born." "Bedrock is better than Java!!!" "Oh, hi Brick!"
What do you name a family reunion of an orphan?
Me time.
my name is gunter, gunter gunter is dead gunter gunter stuffed my cats head ;D
My name is Osama, I lost my jobba, so I became a BOMBA π£
What should you name a dog without any legs? It doesn't really matter. No matter what you yell he's not coming.
I tried to name my grass emo so it will cut itself
What did the rapper name his new DOG?
Lil Bark
what is johnny depp's new legal name?
johnny in debt.
I have an account at the website Memedroid.
My name is J0K35FromWJE
Feel free to follow me, and I WILL upload to Memedroid ( I might not upload daily)
I will still make jokes here jlyk (just letting you know)
Ok heres ur joke now.....
What did one pizza say to the other when they were in bed?
Can I have a PIZZA that ass?