What do you call an emo's face?
Elmo's son.
"Candice balls fit up your nose."
What do you call Kevin with no beef?
Chicky.
Name a nut. You because are nUts
what do you call a pedo with no legs? a creepy crawly
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Joem.
Joem who?
Joem Ama.
My name is Bishal Khan and I can't walk.
Bro, just imagine being named Brynley. Couldn't be me.
Lessi
Q: What's 1+1? 2+2? 4+4? 8+8? Name a vegetable.
A: Carrot 🥕
Do you want to know how the NY Jets got their name?
What do you call a questioning Constanta?
Curious George.
Name what guns are used for. {wrong answers only?}
I'm always forgetting these kinds of jokes. I also forgot my son's name.
Bob is Johnny, ahgaaghahahahaha!
Deals is bully, right? Denise, like a bully type of rock, is a piggy.
How do you scare a lot of people in New York?
Open a mobile hotspot named "Delta Inflight Wifi."
The four Daisies:
Princess Daisy
Daisy Duck
Daisy Wells
Daisy Dove Bloom
What do you call a Spanish toilet?
Elton John.
Ethan Fennel
