What do you call it when a man named Ned works at Panera Bread?
Panera Ned.
I'm on a roll with my jokes, right now!
Name Jokes
Bob the builder.
Figure: Who wants to play hide and seek?
Seek and Hide: Me.
Figure: Okay, hide and I will hide and Seek will be it.
Seek: Why do I have to be it?
Figure: Because your name says so.
You can assume a horse is called a great jumper when the horse’s name is “Polo Neck”.
Hey Gwen! What is a bean's specialty? Being a jerk!
Name what guns are used for. {wrong answers only?}
My name is Shelly Bobby... I don't know my last name.
What do you call a blind kid with an eye patch and no arms?
Names.
Hey Sandy.
What do you call a questioning Constanta?
Curious George.
What did Grant say? "I'm gay."
What do you call an emo's face?
Elmo's son.
"Candice balls fit up your nose."
"Hi, I’m Dan White’s dad. Where is he?"
Deals is bully, right? Denise, like a bully type of rock, is a piggy.
Bob is Johnny, ahgaaghahahahaha!
I'm always forgetting these kinds of jokes. I also forgot my son's name.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Joem.
Joem who?
Joem Ama.
Roses are red, violets are violet. I mean, come on, it's literally in the name!
What do you call a man with no shins? Tony.
