what do you call balck people in pool coco pops
Q: What was the name of Michael Jackson's last book? A: The ins and outs of child rearing.
Why did the kid name Jeff become gay because he grow up with out a father figure hahaha I love dark humor
I met a man named Jebidiah, on X-Box Live.
How do Asians name there kids? They drop spoons and forks down the stairs. Chin Chan Chon
Person: i'd really like it if you'd stop saying my name all the time Random Person: Cheesus! That hurt Person: SERIOUSLY!?!?!
I have a son. Her name is Zara. I also have a dad. Her name is Lydia.
What’s the most common name for cancer patients
Luke (lukemia)
I would name my daughter Awesome so I can tell people that I'm fucking awesome.
I'm happy that i named my dog i know what you did. Its funny to see how much people get scared when i call him.
What's the name for a short legged tramp? A low down bum
How to Chinese people name their kids? - They roll down a coin down the staircase and it says, ching chang chong...
How do u name a Chinese person? You drop a metal spoon on a tile floor.
There once was a street named Chuck Norris. They had to change the name because no one crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
What do you call a blonde in the freezer?
Her parents named her Cindy so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow
A man named Icide ruined my life. I asked a friend if he would help me sue him. He said yes. But for some reason, he killed me. All I wanted was for someone to help me sue-Icide...
I named my daughter Kennedy so when I talked about how her brain was shot out of her head, people just thought I paid really close attention in history.
If you have a daughter, give it the same name as the mum; that way when you call for a beer you get two beers and when you call for sex you get two sex...
What do you call a Mexican who lost his car?
- Carlos.
Video game company names always make me make puns I didn’t Nintendo.
