What is the difference between a car and a tree?
A tree cannot drive, but a car can drive.
I have a friend named Mole.
She plays a game called "sandbox" to dig up dirt...
What do you call a nosy pepper?
Jalapeno.
A man is sitting on a bench at a playground where children are playing. A man named Chris comes up and asks, “Which one is yours?” The man said, “I don’t know, I’m still deciding.”
An unfortunate accident happened at the Nestlè factory. A man named Joe was seriously injured because a box of chocolates fell on him. Every time he said, "The chocolates are on me!" everyone cheered.