60+ Best Nah Jokes - Page 4 - Worst Jokes Ever

Orphan

Anonymous · 6 years ago

Orphans are really out here taking selfies.

Nah bro, that's a family photo.

Shower

Rat · 3 years ago

A boy and a girl are showering together. The girl looks down and says to the boy, "Hey, can I touch it?" The boy replies, "Oh hell nah. You already ripped yours off."

Nothing

Anonymous · 2 years ago

A screenshot of a Discord message that reads, "Nah but why does your appendix do absolutely nothing and then just try to kill you?"

Tattoo

Anonymous · 3 years ago

Friend: Did your tattoos hurt?

Me: Nah, not really.

Friend: What did they feel like?

Me: 7th grade.

Friend: 😶😶😨😰😰😰😨

Cancer

Big man · 6 years ago

So I went to the doctor's and the doctor said, "Pick a star sign, any star sign."

So I said, "Aquarius."

And the doctor said, "Nah mate, you've got cancer."

Sodium

LavaHound2017 · 8 years ago

I’d tell a sodium and hydrogen pun, but NaH.

Babe

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image shows a text message exchange. The first message says, "Hey babe, I'm horny send dunes." The reply asks, "Don't you mean nudes?" The original sender says, "Nah, I want to see them sexy ass sand formations."

Coffee

YumMan · 1 year ago

nah uh

A still of an anime character with the text "Nah" superimposed on the image. The background shows a supermarket aisle with coffee and tea, and biscuit signs.

French

Thoughtless · 2 years ago

Nah bro, French be wild!

A multiple choice question in French with the sentence '_____-vous si le train est en retard?' The options are 'Sais', 'Savez', 'Connaissez', and 'Connais'.

Babe

Anonymous · 3 years ago

The image is a reaction meme. The text on top shows a conversation between two people. The first says: 'babe you mad??' The second replies: 'nah I'm good'. The first one says 'Okay'. Then the second one replies: 'See that's your problem, you don't fuckin care'. The text ends with 'Me:' and then an image of Jerry, the cartoon mouse, looking shocked with the text 'Nigga what' on the bottom.

Name

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

Text overlayed on an image of a body of water with a ladder leading into it. The text lists new ways to shorten names. The list is: New options to shorten names: Jennifer: Niffer. Elizabeth: Zabe. Timothy: Moth. Christopher: Stop. Hannah: Nah. Brooklyn: Ookly. Leonardo: Nard. Penelope: Ope. Brandon: Rando. Theodore: Hodor. Jonathan: Onath. Cassandra: Ass. Matthew: Thew. Kimberly: Erl.

Brain

Willy b · 1 year ago

A black and white comic panel shows a woman with long hair leaning forward, with a speech bubble that says, "YOU FUCKED MY BRAINS OUT." Below her, a man is lying down, looking at his phone, and a speech bubble from him says, "NAH, YOU WAS STUPID WHEN WE STARTED."

Social media

Rylee ੈ♡˳ · 3 years ago

covid.. nah i got Maloneliness

Group chat

αmy · 2 years ago

😏

A screenshot of a group chat in a messaging app. The chat includes the following messages: "Anyone going to garwood connectivity", "no", "be alone", "using 😂 after a normal sentence is so funny", "wanna go eat spaghetti", "I love children", "you guys are concerning", "Garwood???", "NAH CAUSE WHEN I TELL YOU I BURSTED OUT LAUGHING IN THE MIDDLE OF CLASS", and "Anyone".

Price

Drakes snake · 2 years ago

Nah I thought this was banned 😭

A woman is sitting in a metal cage in a Walmart store. Above her is a sign that says "Low Price $200."

9/11

Composed Spider · 6 months ago

9/11

A two-panel black and white ink sketch. The top panel depicts Osama bin Laden holding a small airplane between his fingers towards the viewer in a pose reminiscent of an anime character. The bottom panel shows the Twin Towers of the World Trade Center. The front tower has a smug anime-style face and a large chunk missing from its side, mimicking the death of the character Gojo Satoru.

Benadryl

T.walk1992 · 3 years ago

The image shows Spongebob in a dark and dingy hallway. Text on the image reads: "aw hell nah spunch bob. took 40 benadryls".

Puzzle

Heroin Monkey · 10 months ago

A photograph of a partially completed jigsaw puzzle on a table. The finished portion depicts the internet personality Barry Wood sitting shirtless in a field of flowers at sunset. The bottom portion of the puzzle remains unfinished, revealing the white cardboard backing with several loose pieces scattered on top. A black text bar across the center reads "Nah bro I'm not finishing this puzzle" accompanied by a crying face emoji.

Community talk

DAP ME UP

NAh guys my fucking principle pisses me off he gave me 15 minutes in after school detention for messing around with friends at breakfast like wtf

DAP ME UP

nah guys i just got in trouble for giving the people who wanna and i quote "kys" the suicide line number

🍯honey biscuit🍯

Nah I forgot about this until someone asked me what it was ☠️