My Jokes

My therapist told me, "Time to heal all wounds", so I shot him in the nuts.

Now we wait...

The fact I couldn't hear the announcements at my school because the boys in my advisory are clapping with no hands should be a joke just in itself....they were making sexual faces as well, oh and don't forget the moaning they do.

I suggested to my girlfriend that she would look sexier with her hair back Apparently that’s insensitive to someone during chemo

(Not originally my joke, I found this joke somewhere a few months back) An Emo kid in a tree falls, at the same time an apple falls from the same tree, what hits the ground first? The apple would be due to the kids rope and noose.

What does gum in my dick have in common? Both get chewed on by a little kids

I saw a black person riding bike, so I ran back to my garage. He was still eating.

I showed my girlfriend my taser. She was stunned.

In 2001 my parents took me to 911 i was soaring towards it with excitement

My friend fell on the Nile river and Egypt last week he swears by it, but he’s in denial

I tripped over my wife’s bra It was a Booby Trap

I never forget my grandpa’s last words Are you still holding the ladder?

hi ii'm adopt and you guys hurt my feelings it is not god :(😔😞😔🥺 ii'm just a kid ii'm 7.