Come on guys, please let's play Roblox. My name is xX_robloxGamer420Po_Xx.
My Jokes
A priest asks the convicted murderer at the electric chair, "Any last requests?" "Yes," replied the murderer, "Will you please hold my hand?"
"Let's play Roblox! My name is xX_RobloxGamer420Pro_xX."
My grandfather has the heart of a lion... And a lifetime ban from the zoo.
What's the difference between a sports car and a pile of dead babies?
I don't have a sports car in my garage.
How do you turn a straight guy into a gay guy? Well... for starts, you grab that ass of his, drag him into the bathroom, and tell him to suck my long, big pineapple, and thus, you have yourself one straight guy converted into a dick-sucking machine.
How do you turn a straight guy into a gay guy? Well... for starters, you grab that ass of his, drag him into the bathroom, and tell him to suck my long, big pineapple, and thus you have yourself one straight guy converted into a dick-sucking machine.
So my friend and I went camping at a Cold Lake Campground and he jumped into it without any warning, and so I asked him, "Wat-er you doing?"
I have something on my lip and I think I’m taller than you.
"Who am I?"
Me and my friend went to the park. After a while, we grabbed our little princess and said, "It's time to go, sweetie." But before we could go, someone said, "Stop them, they have my daughter!"
My friend was annoying me with bird puns. I realized toucan play at this game.
"Immobile" means "I'm mobile" in my books.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It didn't, I hit it with my car 3 blocks down.
There was a dog in the middle of the room, so I called it and started to play fetch. Then my mother shouted at me for playing with my food. I missed it, but it was tasty.
We were at a restaurant today, and my dad was talking about a place called Sea Ranch.
I asked, "What do they raise there? Sea horses?"
I gotta song for Hawaii, baby, you light up my world like nobody else.
What is the difference between my Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies?
I don't keep my Lamborghini in my garage.
I was with my blind friend, and he's telling me, "Yeah, I can read braille." So I hand him a Lego brick and ask him to read it. Apparently, Lego has been hiding a dark secret from us for years; as all their bricks read, "Screw you, asshole."
What grade does Sherlock hit on girls from?
Elementary, my dear Watson!
It's not my fault my cousin's hot ;) YEE YEE
