New My Jokes - Page 206 - Worst Jokes Ever

Haha, my life is a joke, but it ain't funny.

Hello Honey Bunches, it's me, Your Narrator. I was told by my buddy youthpartorryan he's in the middle of a war... I may be super wholesome but war against my buddy? Ho ho ho, no! A STORM IS COMING. #BestFriends

Bruh, people always makin' jokes 'bout how their dad left, well in my story it was the mum that needed milk.

"Just say no to drugs!"

Well, if I'm talking to my drugs, I probably already said yes.

Joe mama so fat, she could not walk the stairs of heaven.

Credits: to my friend.

"My sister said she was the only smart one in the class."

"What about the teacher you learn *from*?"

Hi, this is a good prank I did.

So, my brother LOVES his phone and so... I put it in the toilet and then flushed it, but it wouldn't go down. So, then I gave it to him and he threw it and then it broke. HAHAHAHAHAHA

(Prankster, tell me if you don't like me doing pranks because it is your thing.)

Bye guys! I hope you liked this prank! (And his phone did not really break, it just cracked really bad lol)

I want coffee like my men.

Dark.

I got raped when I was 5 in my princess pajamas by my dad. Nobody laughed at these jokes; they just cried.

I asked my orphan friend to come to my house. He said he was confused because he didn't know what that is.

The most confusing day of my life was when I found out my toaster was waterproof.

I named my dog "5 miles" so I could say I walk 5 miles each day.

But today I ran OVER 5 miles... oops!

My aunt visited and saw all of the stuff around the house my mom had kept over the years and said, "If you have something that no one likes, and it only makes people upset, or it's useless, throw it away."

The next time my aunt visited, she said, "Where is your daughter?"

My mom said, "I took your advice."

My little cousin's birthday was in a few days, and his mom said he wanted Hot Wheels. So I sent him a video of me pushing a paralyzed kid into fire and screaming "HOT WHEELS!"

My life, ha ha funny!

My grandpa was in 9/11. He was the best pilot.

So there's a little girl playing hopscotch at the front of her house while her mother hangs up the washing and her father mows the lawn. She says, "Step on a crack and you break your mother's back." The father laughs, until his daughter steps on a crack resulting in her mother's back breaking.

The little girl's father looks in terror, she then says, "Step on a line and you break your father's spine." The father closes his eyes waiting for his spine to break, but nothing happens. When he opens his eyes again he sees that he is ok, and nothing has happened to him. Suddenly he hears someone yell out "OW MY SPINE!" The father runs around the corner to see the mailman laying on the floor.