Girl you must be a Muslim because you are only 5 years old, yet you know how to give great head
Girl you must be a muslim because you are da bomb
The Christian, the Buddhist, and the Muslim each go on a separate plane. The Christian and the Buddhists flight goes well but the muslims plane has a problem and crashes into 2 towers.
You think on a airplane when a muslim guy gets on people look at him and think... Aw fuck
What do you call a Muslim with Tourette’s? A ticcing time bomb.
Why a Muslim girl don't like her dad and namaz. Bcz she has to get on her knees
What do you call a bunch of Muslims in a bath?
A bath bomb.
A girl is meeting this Muslim for a date and she asks him "so are you Indian?" and the Muslim goes "no bitch, i ain't 7 eleven i'm 9/11"
A white dude walks up to a muslim and says "so you're an indian?" and the muslim says "no brotha, i'm not 7 eleven i'm 9/11"
What do you call a muslim in america being pursued by a perv Alien Vs Predator
Muslim child to his mother "mom why is my backpack so heavy ?" Mom: "allah akbar my son allah akbar"
A Muslim is about to commit suicide when a Catholic priest stops him "What are you doing?!" Exclaims the priest
"There is nothing on this Earth for me." The Muslim says "I will commit suicide to go to paradise and get 72 virgins!"
The priest shakes his head
"Foolish Muslim, suicide is not the way!" He says
"Follow me, Ill take you to the local primary school."
my dad died in 911 he was a Muslim pilot
Inmate 1: why u in prison then? Inmate 2: I killed 4 people and robbed someone, watta bout u? Inmate 1: I blew up a school bus Inmate 2:OMG YOU DEMON WERE THEY AUTISTIC? Inmate 1: no they were fortnite kids Inmate 2(who is Muslim): halelouia we have found the messiah
A young 38 year old happy Muslim migrant living in Sydney wants to wed a beautiful young bride. He asks the local Aussie the minimum age to wed his yet unchosen bride. "Eighteen" the Aussie says, sipping a beer. "She has to be Eighteen". Okay the Muslim man sighed, with disappointment and walks off. Next day he arrives with a 13 year old girl. "Wtf are you doing" Aussie says? You say this is okay" Muslim replied. "Fuck no she must be at least Eighteen you sick bastard" says Aussie, flicking away his Winnie Blue cigarette. Muslim man leaves angrily. Next day Happy Muslim settles on a 14 year old girl from Punchbowl to be his bride. Aussies jaw drops, "what is wrong with you mate?" asks Aussie. Muslim man replies "You tell me to choose 'a teen', 'a teen', I chose a teen and now you come for my third and now fourth choice. Fuck you!" Aussie: "Eighteen not 'a teen' you sick mongrel.
what did the priest say to the muslim. wzaa
Where does a Muslim like to go and eat ?
Allah's snackbar!!
What do you call a Scottish Muslim with drug problems
(Said in a Scottish accent). Amaffmaheed
Me: you know what's the favourite slogan that Hindus likes the most? My friend: what? Me: kati supari kata paan katiyo ko bhejo pakistan.
Americans don't like playing chess with muslims, last time they did play they ended up losing two towers.
