Muslim

Muslim Jokes

Girl

Been single for a couple of years and then I met this Muslim girl. She soon put the spark back into things.

Word

What is another word for Arab man who is a Palestinian Muslim?

Palestinian masseur.

Bar

A gay couple walks into a Muslim bar. The tender flares up and says, “let me guess, a little blood on the rocks?”

Way

The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them, "Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"

Way

The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them:

"Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"

Woman

Why can't a Muslim woman give head to an American cop?

She doesn't eat pigs.

Cop

Why are Muslims not fond of American cops?

Because Muslims don't like pigs!

Religion

Muslim religion is just pregnant women saying "Allahu Akbar" and exploding a bus.

Attack

If I had to rate the attack on the Twin Towers from the Muslims, I'd give it a 9/11.

Pilot

POV: You are a passenger on September 11th, 2001, and you see the pilots wearing a Muslim turban.