Music jokes
Freddie Mercury was on top of the music world. That's only the 2nd thing he was a top in.
Do you know Imagine Dragons? Imagine dragon these nuts across your face!
Q: What was the last thing Kurt Cobain said to Courtney Love before he died?
A: “Holes gonna be big.”
What's the difference between Nickelback and a nickel?
A nickel is actually metal.
What do you call a flat emo?
A chopping block🖤
Memes
What is the day parents stopped fearing for their little boys? June 25, dead pedo day.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and Elton John?
Elton John is still standing.
What game do emo kids love the most?
Hangman.
Why did the emo break up with her boyfriend?
He didn't wanna hang out.
What does Michael Jackson like to eat? Little wieners.
What do Michael Jackson and Linus have in common? They both carry a little blanket.
What did Michael Jackson say before he died, as far as his childhood? "This is it."
What was Michael Jackson's favorite word to say to parents and tabloids? "Leave me alone."
Who did Michael Jackson want to be like? The man in the mirror.
Why did Michael Jackson allow little boys to sleep in his house? Because he's bad.
Q. What's the most musical bone?
A. The trom-bone!
An emo tried to give me a high five...
I left him hanging.
Why does Michael Jackson like 44-year-olds? There's 4 of them.
He sing, he dance, he he.
What's an orphan's favorite band?
Foster the People 😂