Music jokes
What games would deaf people not be good at?
Simon says and Musical chairs.
Using modern day technology you can produce music with a Tesla coil. I don't know if you heard it, but it is quite shocking and even electrifying. I can't tell if it is metal or techno, but it is more valuable than joules. It really amps up your blood pressure and has you saying watt the whole time. It is way better than current music.
What's Gru's favorite Beyoncé lyric? "Who run the world... Gorls."
Freddie Mercury was on top of the music world. That's only the 2nd thing he was a top in.
What's an orphan's favorite song?
"Gimme Shelter."
He sing, he dance, he he.
What's an orphan's favorite band?
Foster the People 😂
What's an emo's favorite game?
Hangman.
Why does Michael Jackson like 44-year-olds? There's 4 of them.
Why didn't Michael Jackson date 25 year olds?
Because there were only 20 of them.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite drink? Tea-hee-hee!
What was Michael Jackson's favorite word to say to parents and tabloids? "Leave me alone."
Who did Michael Jackson want to be like? The man in the mirror.
What do Michael Jackson and Linus have in common? They both carry a little blanket.
What did Michael Jackson say before he died, as far as his childhood? "This is it."
Why did Michael Jackson allow little boys to sleep in his house? Because he's bad.
An emo tried to give me a high five...
I left him hanging.
What makes emos jump?
Bridges.
When is a right time to dance on a body? If it is under the floorboards.
Do you know Imagine Dragons? Imagine dragon these nuts across your face!