Music jokes
Alright, my sister is ALWAYS dancing randomly all the time, and what I say is, "Go get you boyfriend, dude!"
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he knew how to mix up some beats!
What did the 90s rocker Space Engineer in multiplayer Miner yell at the Troll stealing his stuff?
"Hey! give me my Nickelback!"
I met a drum circle once, they were a huge hit!
Why do rappers love the gym?
'Cause they're all about them heavy bars.
The spotify time bar thing is a light saber when listening to star wars soundtracks
What's a flat-chested emo called?
A cutting board.
Why do violists stand for long periods outside of people's houses? They can't find the key and don't know when to come in.
Why did the CSI team have to go to the "Purple Rain" shoot?
Because they had to dust for Prince! hahaha
What is 14 inches long and starts with D?
A Dookie From GREEN DAY
What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft? A flat miner.
What kind of tests do rappers always pass?
Sound checks!
What do you call a rapper who's ALWAYS on time?
Punctual P
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of cereal?
Snap, crackle, and RAP!
Why did the Hummingbird hum because he forgot the words?
What is Beethoven's favorite vehicle?
A van.
What does a disabled disco play?
"When your legs don’t work like they used to before."
Roses are red, violets are blue, Polo G is the goat, but that means nothing to you.
Check out my new song. It’s called “Nlggas in the hood,” and it’s really good, so go listen.
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he knew how to count his bars!
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the show?
Because he wanted to drop some FLY VERSES!