An emo tried to give me a high five...
I left him hanging.
Music Jokes
Q. What's the most musical bone?
A. The trom-bone!
What's an orphan's favorite song?
"Gimme Shelter."
Hatsune Miku is not from an anime.
Kurt Cobain didn't mean to kill himself. He was just so high he thought the shotgun was a bong.
His lyrics are so ironic but so true. "I'm not coming back". "I swear I don't have a gun."
What game do emo kids love the most?
Hangman.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair with a speaker?
Rolling Loud 🎸🎸
What makes a healthy normal man different to a disabled man?
"I'm still standing, yeah, yeah, yeah!" (from Elton John)
What do you call a flat emo?
A chopping block🖤
Does Eminem like M\&M's? Cause if he didn't, that would be like "they're" not liking "there."
Why didn't Michael Jackson date 25 year olds?
Because there were only 20 of them.
Why does Michael Jackson like 44-year-olds? There's 4 of them.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite drink? Tea-hee-hee!
What did Michael Jackson say before he died, as far as his childhood? "This is it."
What do Michael Jackson and Linus have in common? They both carry a little blanket.
What was Michael Jackson's favorite word to say to parents and tabloids? "Leave me alone."
Who did Michael Jackson want to be like? The man in the mirror.
What does Michael Jackson like to eat? Little wieners.
Why did Michael Jackson allow little boys to sleep in his house? Because he's bad.
What is the day parents stopped fearing for their little boys? June 25, dead pedo day.
