Music jokes
Yeah, she said, "Do you love me?" I said, "Only partly. I love my bed and my mommy. I'm sorry."
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to garden?
Lil Plant
Hudididada hada dudo
Hudididada hada du energy
Hudididada hada dudo
Hudididada hada ah ah ah ah ah BOP
....energy
At school I am always called emo.
Little did they know that emos are wannabe goths.
What is Meat Loaf's new name now that he has passed?
Ground beef.
How does a rapper keep track of time?
With his rhyming watch!
You need to play a B flat, not a C sharp, you just got band!
Why did the music teacher need a ladder to reach the really high notes?
I really used to be into emo chicks. Now they just don't make the cut.
What song does an orphan hate?
"We Are Family."
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
A money manager who counts bars.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he was always COOKING UP RHYMES!
So my brother said we should start a band, and I said I already had a band. So I gave him my band and he said he was talking about music, and I said, "Well, I do have a trum-bone ;)"
What do you call a kid with 15 nukes and a shotgun?
The final countdown.
Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello from the other side.
What place is Flo Rida from? Florida.
What is a dog's favorite music?
Pup rock
What is an emo's favorite song?
"Suicidal."
What happens when you fail to be an emo? You don't make the cut.
The emo kid went for a high five. People say he's still hanging.