Music

Music Jokes

Kurt Cobain

Kurt Cobain didn't mean to kill himself. He was just so high he thought the shotgun was a bong.

His lyrics are so ironic but so true. "I'm not coming back". "I swear I don't have a gun."

Man

What makes a healthy normal man different to a disabled man?

"I'm still standing, yeah, yeah, yeah!" (from Elton John)

Wordplay

Does Eminem like M\&M's? Cause if he didn't, that would be like "they're" not liking "there."

Pedo

What is the day parents stopped fearing for their little boys? June 25, dead pedo day.

Blanket

What do Michael Jackson and Linus have in common? They both carry a little blanket.

Word

What was Michael Jackson's favorite word to say to parents and tabloids? "Leave me alone."