When there’s an earthquake, coffins become underground maracas...
Why does the heart ♥️ listen to music 🎶 a lot? Because it loves feeling the beat.
whats green and sings? ELVIS PARSELY!!!!!
Why did Michael Jackson decide to sell the ranch.
Because it was over 10 years old.
have you heard of imagine dragons (the band), imagine dragging these nuts across your face
What’s Michael Jackson’s favourite pasta? Spaghett-hehe
One of the reasons the skeleton was not allowed to play church music is because he had no organs.
What do you call a rejected guitarist who now lives on the beach?
A sea minor.
Do you you like Cds. There's this really cool one called C Deez nuts.
The first thing the emo did at the party is to pin the gun to there head
What is love? Baby don’t hurt me, don’t hurt me, NO MORE!
What was Michael Jackson's favorite song? Touch me. I want to feel your body
What music do depressed people listen to? "I believe I Can fly"
Whats Stephen Hawkings favourite song??
Rollin and controllin
What is harder than steel.
Michael Jackson on a primary school oval.😂
What’s a Sheeps Favorite Song?
Baby Don’t Herd Me.
What's the difference between tuna, a piano and glue? -- You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna.
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Why does kids like Michael Jackson So much ?Because he made out of plastic and that what toys made out of 😂
heres a list of puns not all of them are mine
1.Smaller babies may be delivered by stork but the heavier ones need a crane.
2.Yesterday, I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I’m okay, but I feel like I’ve dyed a little inside.
3. My sister bet that I couldn’t build a car out of spaghetti. You should’ve seen her face when I drove pasta.
4. Getting the ability to fly would be so uplifting.
5.Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, “What’s your favorite kind of music?” The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”
6.Why was the cookie sad? Because his mom was a wafer long!
7.Why didn’t the cat go to the vet? He was feline fine!
8.How do you make a good egg-roll? You push it down a hill!
9.That baseball player was such a bad sport. He stole third base and then just went home!
10.My parents said I can’t drink coffee anymore. Or else they’ll ground me!
