Music jokes
Does Eminem like M\&M's? Cause if he didn't, that would be like "they're" not liking "there."
An emo tried to give me a high five...
I left him hanging.
Why does Michael Jackson like 44-year-olds? There's 4 of them.
What's an orphan's favorite band?
Foster the People 😂
Why didn't Michael Jackson date 25 year olds?
Because there were only 20 of them.
Memes
What is Michael Jackson's favorite drink? Tea-hee-hee!
He sing, he dance, he he.
What's an emo's favorite game?
Hangman.
Do you know Imagine Dragons? Imagine dragon these nuts across your face!
When is a right time to dance on a body? If it is under the floorboards.
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
A headbanger.
What makes emos jump?
Bridges.
Why did the emo break up with her boyfriend?
He didn't wanna hang out.
What does Michael Jackson like to eat? Little wieners.
What do Michael Jackson and Linus have in common? They both carry a little blanket.
What did Michael Jackson say before he died, as far as his childhood? "This is it."
What was Michael Jackson's favorite word to say to parents and tabloids? "Leave me alone."
Who did Michael Jackson want to be like? The man in the mirror.
Why did Michael Jackson allow little boys to sleep in his house? Because he's bad.
Q: What was the last thing Kurt Cobain said to Courtney Love before he died?
A: “Holes gonna be big.”