Music jokes
What's Gru's favorite Beyoncé lyric? "Who run the world... Gorls."
What songs do people with no arms listen to?
None, 'cause they can’t press play.
Freddie Mercury was on top of the music world. That's only the 2nd thing he was a top in.
What does Jeffrey Dahmer and Travis Scott have in common?
Eight dead people.
It did not rain very often when Chuck Norris was a kid.
Why?
Because his favorite childhood song was "Rain Rain Go Away."
What is Jeffrey Dahmer's favorite song?
"Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes."
Q. What does Michael Jackson get his sex partners as a gift?
A. Crayons.
Michael Jackson, who's terrified of adult women, once had a girlfriend, but broke it off with her. When she asked him why, he said, "It's not you, it's me-hee-hee."
What was Michael Jackson's favorite word to say to parents and tabloids? "Leave me alone."
Hatsune Miku is not from an anime.
What do you call a flat emo?
A chopping block🖤
What is the day parents stopped fearing for their little boys? June 25, dead pedo day.
What game do emo kids love the most?
Hangman.
What’s someone with AIDS' favorite Taylor Swift song?
"Baby, now we got bad blood."
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and Elton John?
Elton John is still standing.
Why does Michael Jackson like 44-year-olds? There's 4 of them.
What do Michael Jackson and Linus have in common? They both carry a little blanket.
Why didn't Michael Jackson date 25 year olds?
Because there were only 20 of them.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite drink? Tea-hee-hee!
He sing, he dance, he he.