Music jokes
When is a right time to dance on a body? If it is under the floorboards.
What's an emo's favorite game?
Hangman.
What's an orphan's favorite band?
Foster the People 😂
An emo tried to give me a high five...
I left him hanging.
Q. What's the most musical bone?
A. The trom-bone!
What's an orphan's favorite song?
"Gimme Shelter."
Hatsune Miku is not from an anime.
Kurt Cobain didn't mean to kill himself. He was just so high he thought the shotgun was a bong.
His lyrics are so ironic but so true. "I'm not coming back". "I swear I don't have a gun."
What game do emo kids love the most?
Hangman.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair with a speaker?
Rolling Loud 🎸🎸
What makes a healthy normal man different to a disabled man?
"I'm still standing, yeah, yeah, yeah!" (from Elton John)
What do you call a flat emo?
A chopping block🖤
Does Eminem like M\&M's? Cause if he didn't, that would be like "they're" not liking "there."
Why did Michael Jackson allow little boys to sleep in his house? Because he's bad.
He sing, he dance, he he.
What do Michael Jackson and Linus have in common? They both carry a little blanket.
What was Michael Jackson's favorite word to say to parents and tabloids? "Leave me alone."
What did Michael Jackson say before he died, as far as his childhood? "This is it."
Who did Michael Jackson want to be like? The man in the mirror.
Why didn't Michael Jackson date 25 year olds?
Because there were only 20 of them.