Music jokes
What was the thing that Beethoven used the most?
THE OVEN! (BeethOVEN)
I wasn't going to tell another emo joke, but I didn't want to leave anyone hanging.
Any more song suggestions?
Which way do gay men walk?
One Direction.
Did you hear about the cello player who dreamed he was performing Bolero?
He woke up and found out it was true.
I wish my grass was emo because then it would cut itself.
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to drop some FRESH SEEDS.
What's a rapper's favorite drink?
RHYME-A-RITA
Why does an emo wish they were a fish?
Because they're underwater.
Who's Lil John?
Finish the lyrics: Can I put my...
When a girl was having an asthma attack, Ariana said, "Just keep breathing and breathing and breathin!!!!!"
How do you make the world’s greatest Harlem Shake?
Throw a flashbang into a room full of epileptics.
Driver's License-By- watersharky Music Productions and Olivia Rodrigo-
I got my driver's license last week Just like we always talked about 'Cause you were so excited for me To finally drive up to your house But today I drove through the suburbs Crying 'cause you weren't around And you're probably with that blonde girl Who always made me doubt She's so much older than me She's everything I'm insecure about Yeah, today I drove through the suburbs 'Cause how could I ever love someone else? And I know we weren't perfect but I've never felt this way for no one And I just can't imagine how you could be so okay now that I'm gone Guess you didn't mean what you wrote in that song about me 'Cause you said forever, now I drive alone past your street And all my friends are tired Of hearing how much I miss you, but I kinda feel sorry for them 'Cause they'll never know you the way that I do, yeah Today I drove through the suburbs And pictured I was driving home to you And I know we weren't perfect But I've never felt this way for no one, oh And I just can't imagine how you could be so okay, now that I'm gone I guess you didn't mean what you wrote in that song about me 'Cause you said forever, now I drive alone past your street Red lights, stop signs I still see your face in the white cars, front yards Can't drive past the places we used to go to 'Cause I still fuckin' love you, babe (ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh) Sidewalks we crossed I still hear your voice in the traffic, we're laughing Over all the noise God, I'm so blue, know we're through But I still fuckin' love you, babe (ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh) I know we weren't perfect but I've never felt this way for no one And I just can't imagine how you could be so okay, now that I'm gone 'Cause you didn't mean what you wrote in that song about me 'Cause you said forever, now I drive alone past your street Yeah, you said forever, now I drive alone past your street...
Why did the rapper go to the bank? (Part 2)
To WITHDRAW some BEATS.
Ever heard of the band "Nothing but Thieves"?
Yeah, it's called RobberBand.
Juice WRLD died a legend. Making these jokes won't get you anywhere. Grow up.
Stephen Hawking's least favorite song is "I'm Still Standing."
How did Michael Jackson die?
Because he danced like a zombie!
Somebody told me to type "Up" by Cardi B. So here it goes:
Up