Music jokes
There was this kid who was going to take a girl to the dance. He had fancy clothes, fancy shoes, etc. Finally, the day of the dance came. He happily drove over to the girl's house. When he got there, he said to her father, "thank you for this moment, have a great night".
At the dance, the girl asks the boy, "can I have some food?" He gladly replies "yes" and walks over to the food trucks, only to see a huge line. So he waits in line for like 30 minutes. He comes back to the girl, and she says, "thank you so much, I really needed something to eat". Then she asks for some sweets and a soda. Again the boy waits in line for about 30-45 minutes. Then he comes back, and she says, "thank you SOOOO much". Then she says she has one more request. The boy, (now clearly agitated) says, "what is it?" She says, can I have some punch? SO the boy walks over to the punch table, but to his surprise, there was no punch line.
What do you call being run over by Michael Jackson?
Being hit by... Being struck by... A smooth criminal.
Using modern day technology you can produce music with a Tesla coil. I don't know if you heard it, but it is quite shocking and even electrifying. I can't tell if it is metal or techno, but it is more valuable than joules. It really amps up your blood pressure and has you saying watt the whole time. It is way better than current music.
What's Gru's favorite Beyoncé lyric? "Who run the world... Gorls."
What songs do people with no arms listen to?
None, 'cause they can’t press play.
Freddie Mercury was on top of the music world. That's only the 2nd thing he was a top in.
What does Jeffrey Dahmer and Travis Scott have in common?
Eight dead people.
It did not rain very often when Chuck Norris was a kid.
Why?
Because his favorite childhood song was "Rain Rain Go Away."
What is Jeffrey Dahmer's favorite song?
"Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes."
Q. What does Michael Jackson get his sex partners as a gift?
A. Crayons.
Michael Jackson, who's terrified of adult women, once had a girlfriend, but broke it off with her. When she asked him why, he said, "It's not you, it's me-hee-hee."
What was Michael Jackson's favorite word to say to parents and tabloids? "Leave me alone."
Hatsune Miku is not from an anime.
What do you call a flat emo?
A chopping block🖤
What is the day parents stopped fearing for their little boys? June 25, dead pedo day.
What game do emo kids love the most?
Hangman.
What’s someone with AIDS' favorite Taylor Swift song?
"Baby, now we got bad blood."
Why does Michael Jackson like 44-year-olds? There's 4 of them.
What do Michael Jackson and Linus have in common? They both carry a little blanket.
Why didn't Michael Jackson date 25 year olds?
Because there were only 20 of them.