Music jokes
Why was the rapper always cold?
Because he kept spitting ice!
Lol, this joke may not be funny, but what do you call your mom fat and emo?
I'd love to move to a country ruled by Scott Stapp of Creed. Not only is it a place with golden streets, but it also welcomes people of all kinds with arms wide open.
What do you call a rapper who took a dump?
Lil' Crappie.
What do you get when you cross a rapper with a snowman?
FROSTY RHYMES!
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A drum rolled down a hill. Ba-dum-tsssh!
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always know where the BEAT is.
A leaf and an emo fell off a cliff, who landed first? The leaf, because the rope stopped the emo.
Why did the rapper become a painter?
To brush up on his rhymes!
Why did the rapper bring a pencil to the concert?
In case he needed to drop some FRESH LINES.
If there's a guy without legs, he begins to hear boss music when a stack of shelves appear.
Why did the rapper sit on the stool?
Because he had too much FLOW to stand still!
Last night I had the strangest dream!
I sailed away to China!
And I caught the coronavirus!
You said you needed to wash your hands!
Didn't want no one else to touch you! What does that mean?!
And you said!!
Ain't nothing gonna break my lungs 😤!
Ain't no way of slowing Covid down!
Oh no I've got to keep on coughing!!!
What do you call a kid with 15 nukes and a shotgun?
The final countdown.
Why was Mozart a child prodigy?
All his early pieces were in A sharp minor.
Who is my favorite underground rapper?
XXX Tentacion
Why did the rapper bring a suitcase to the studio?
Because he was packing his rhyme books!
Your favorite artist must be Rihanna, the way your forehead shines bright like a diamond!
Which Pokemon listens to Aha?
Takemeon.
Why did the rapper always carry a flashlight?
To SHINE A LIGHT on his talent!