What was one phrase Michael Jackson said to a boy in his bed? Baby, be mine.
What does Michael Jackson get high on? A little crack.
When is a right time to dance on a body? If it is under the floorboards.
An emo tried to give me a high five...
I left him hanging.
What are Michael Jackson's pronouns? "He he."
Kurt Cobain didn't mean to kill himself. He was just so high he thought the shotgun was a bong.
His lyrics are so ironic but so true. "I'm not coming back". "I swear I don't have a gun."
Why was the dog stealing shingles?
He wanted to be a woofer.
What does Drake call his rake?
Da-Rake.
POV: Someone stole Michael Jackson's baby: "He he stole my bab(y), he he."
A blind man walks into a woman's bar and asks the person next to him if she would like to hear a blonde joke. The woman says, "Before you tell your joke, you should know the bartender is blonde and has a shotgun, the bouncer is blonde and has a baseball bat, the two playing music are blonde and have pistols. Do you still want to tell that joke, cowboy?" He thought for a second and said, "Not if I have to explain it five times."
What do you call Juice WRLD in a coffin?
A juice box...
A man walks into a bar with his pet octopus and proudly claims the animal can play any musical instrument. The bartender pulls out a guitar from behind the bar and gives it to the octopus, which plays an amazing solo. Just then a Scotsman walks into the bar with a set of bagpipes. The octopus grabs the instrument and wrestles around with it on the ground, flailing about, making a horrible sound. The bartender says, "Hey, looks like he can't play that!" and the octopus says, "Play it? As soon as I get it's pajamas off, I'm gonna fuck it!"
What’s Stephen Hawking’s favorite band? The Rolling Stones.
Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he doesn't know if he is black or white.
What songs do people with no arms listen to?
None, 'cause they can’t press play.
Why did Beethoven have trouble finding a music teacher? Because his teacher was Haydn.
Imagine Stephen Hawking was the real Slim Shady but could not stand up.
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
Poker Face.
What does an Xbox/PlayStation and Michael Jackson have in common?
Kids turn them on.
what song did people in Hiroshima listen to?
"Here Comes the Sun."
