Music jokes

You call, I'm putting on.

Frank (34) DJ.

There was this kid who was going to take a girl to the dance. He had fancy clothes, fancy shoes, etc. Finally, the day of the dance came. He happily drove over to the girl's house. When he got there, he said to her father, "thank you for this moment, have a great night".

At the dance, the girl asks the boy, "can I have some food?" He gladly replies "yes" and walks over to the food trucks, only to see a huge line. So he waits in line for like 30 minutes. He comes back to the girl, and she says, "thank you so much, I really needed something to eat". Then she asks for some sweets and a soda. Again the boy waits in line for about 30-45 minutes. Then he comes back, and she says, "thank you SOOOO much". Then she says she has one more request. The boy, (now clearly agitated) says, "what is it?" She says, can I have some punch? SO the boy walks over to the punch table, but to his surprise, there was no punch line.

What do you call being run over by Michael Jackson?

Being hit by... Being struck by... A smooth criminal.

What games would deaf people not be good at?

Simon says and Musical chairs.

Using modern day technology you can produce music with a Tesla coil. I don't know if you heard it, but it is quite shocking and even electrifying. I can't tell if it is metal or techno, but it is more valuable than joules. It really amps up your blood pressure and has you saying watt the whole time. It is way better than current music.

What's Gru's favorite Beyoncé lyric? "Who run the world... Gorls."

Freddie Mercury was on top of the music world. That's only the 2nd thing he was a top in.

Did you hear about the gay choirboy?

He choked on his first hymn.

Hatsune Miku is not from an anime.

What’s the most played song in Africa?

Have you ever seen the rain?

So there were these two wind turbines standing in a field, and one of them asks the other, "What kind of music do you like?"

The other thinks for a moment and says, "I'm a big metal fan."

Michael Jackson, who's terrified of adult women, once had a girlfriend, but broke it off with her. When she asked him why, he said, "It's not you, it's me-hee-hee."

What does Jeffrey Dahmer and Travis Scott have in common?

Eight dead people.

What is Jeffrey Dahmer's favorite song?

"Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes."

What’s someone with AIDS' favorite Taylor Swift song?

"Baby, now we got bad blood."

What game do emo kids love the most?

Hangman.

Does Eminem like M\&M's? Cause if he didn't, that would be like "they're" not liking "there."

What is the day parents stopped fearing for their little boys? June 25, dead pedo day.

What's an orphan's favorite song?

"Gimme Shelter."

What is Michael Jackson's favorite drink? Tea-hee-hee!