Music jokes
Why was the rapper always on time?
Because they had a PHAT BEAT to keep them in check!
What did the beat say to the rapper?
"You're off rhythm, but I'll give you a hand!"
What do you call a rapper who can't afford jewelry?
"UNBLINGABLE"
Why did the rapper go to the optometrist?
Because he needed to improve his RAP VISION.
What did the rapper say to his broken pencil?
"You're just not SHARP enough for my lyrics!"
Why was the rapper always well-dressed?
Because he knew the importance of FLOW in FASHION.
What do you call a rapper who can't swim?
A FLOATER!
Why was the rapper always so confident?
Because he had a lot of rhyme and reason!
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get his fillings checked.
What did the beat say to the rapper?
"You've got me DROPPING like it's HOT!"
Why did the rapper become a teacher?
Because they had a knack for dropping KNOWLEDGE.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES space?
Snoop Star.
Why did the rapper become a barber?
Because they love CUTTING TRACKS!
What did the rapper say when their computer crashed?
"Looks like I just dropped a HARD DRIVE!"
Why was the rapper always on time?
Because they had mad flow!
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses to the concert?
Because his lyrics were so fire, he needed protection!
Why was the rapper afraid of elevators?
He was worried about getting stuck between the bars.
How do rappers like their coffee? With a lot of flow creamer.
Why was the rapper always in shape?
Because he dropped so many BARS, he had to stay fit to pick them up!
What did the rapper say when he stubbed his toe?
"Ouch! That's NOT a sick beat!"