Music jokes
What did the rapper say to the microphone?
"You're my closet confidant!"
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the rap battle?
To drop some SERIOUS wordplay!
What do you call a rapper's pet?
A HIP-HOP-POTAMUS.
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always follow the street signs.
What did the rapper say to the broken vending machine?
"Yo, drop the BEAT!"
How do you know when a rapper's been in the kitchen?
The microwave goes, "ding, ding!"
What do you call a rapper who can't keep a beat?
A RAPPER-TAP-TAP!
Why did the hip-hop artist always carry a pencil?
For those FREESTYLE DRAFTS!
What do you call a rapper who becomes a chef?
A LYRICAL COOK!
Why don't rappers ever become chefs?
Because they can't stop droppin' the beet!
Why did the rapper go to school?
To get a degree in RHYMEOLOGY!
"Just ditched a woman. Feelin' good!" -Techno
What's a rapper's favorite kind of tree?
CYPRESS HILL.
What's a rapper's favorite instrument?
The MIC-DROPHONE!
Why did the rapper refuse to play cards?
Because he was tired of dealing with all the jokers.
Why did the rapper bring a calculator to the party?
To count his RHYMES PER MINUTE.
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
A rhyme scheme that's all about the Benjamins!
What do you call a rapper who's also a PILOT?
Fly Guy
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To get to the studio on the other side.
What's a rapper's favorite type of movie?
"Rap-tures."