What do you call a rapper who LOVES desserts?
Ice Cream-E
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he loved to drop HOT DISHES
What's a rapper's favorite type of FOOTWEAR?
Rhyme Boots
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To fix his FLOW
Why do rappers take time to prepare for camping?
Tupac-in-a-tent.
Why did the rapper become a MATH TEACHER?
Because he was good with bars and beats
Why did the rapper visit the farm?
To drop some FRESH BEETS
What do you call a rapper who's also a GARDENER?
Snoop Soddy Sod
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
For when he made it RAIN in the club
Why did the ghost become a rapper?
Because he had some UNEARTHLY flow
Why did the rapper smoke dope?
To learn how to drop some DOPE beats
What do you call a rapper who CAN’T GET OUT OF BED IN THE MORNING?
Snooze Dogg
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?
Because he heard the bars were high
Michael Jackson and Kelly Clarkson both did shady stuff to children. Michael Jackson said that there is nothing wrong with sharing a bed with unrelated small children. Kelly Clarkson said that there is nothing wrong with physically beating a small child.
The thing is, though, only one of them made "Billie Jean" or "Beat It", and the other is just a typical karaoke country singer. So no surprise people gave Wacko Jacko a pass.
Who gets more dick, straight male rap fans or straight male swifties? Answer: Straight male rap fans, because there’s no such thing as a straight male swiftie.
What’s the difference between swifities and rap fans? One rap fan has a higher IQ than every swiftie combined.
If I had a dollar for every time a rap hater made an intelligent statement, i’d be more broke than the rap haters.
Why did the drum take a nap? It was beat.
What does a Travis Scott concert and the Titanic cabin have in common? The music doesn’t stop when people start dying.
I'm gonna open up a bar for emos. I think I'll call it the The Cutting Board.
