Murder jokes

A man named Icide ruined my life. I asked a friend if he would help me sue him. He said yes. But for some reason, he killed me.

All I wanted was for someone to help me sue Icide...

In the morning, I become a cereal killer.

The ice cream man tried to murder me today.

Today someone was killed with a starter pistol. Police think it might be race related.

4, 6, 8, and 9 have all been killed. 2, 3, 5, 7, and 11 are the prime suspects.