I have a daughter she’s a fan her name is penny..... fan she was born on the mountain pen y fan I adopted her because her mum fell of the cliff after birthing penny. It doesn’t matter really penny’s mum wasn’t a big fan of her anyway
horror movies don't scare me. 5 missed calls from my mum scares me.
whats your mums favourite food?
chicken nuggets hAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
orphan jokes are like families, not everyone gets em. ( also I banged ya mum ;) )
An orphan walks into a supermarket, gets lost calls for his mum then remembers
What are you doing son.it has been an hour and you are still in front of the mirror closing your eyes.
Mum actually I want to see how I look while sleeping...
Rhydon- son Rhydon?- mum RHYDON DEEZ NUTS- son Jeez ur like ur father in bed- mum XD
Me and my mom order Chinese food. My mom grab the egg roll, and start licking it up and down, and sucking on it in from of the Chinese delivery. I said why are you doing that for. Then my mom I love him a long time so we don't have to pay for the food.
I told my mum that a few guys tell me that your a MILF. My mom said what that I reply Mom I'd Like To Fuck. My mum started out to laugh then she told well new do need a new step dad.
why does my mum eat carrots?
Your is so ugly that aliens don’t come here
WHY DIDNT THE BITCH ASS SKELETON FLY
CAUSE ME MUM FLEW ALL THE WAY AND TREVOR IS A BOOFAHEAD
ur mum gai
Your mum so fat she's diabetic... LOL
Your mum lol teehee
what does a baby banana call her mum.... na na get it.. instead of ma ma
evan yo mum rod on my big pp love, dad
So I was in the car with my mom one time and we always joke about me being adopted (I am not) and Michael Jackson's song Billie Jean sounds like my name and so my mom says, as the song is playing, (my name) is not my daughter, she's just a girl who claims that I am her mum. Wow. *applauds for mother* Love you momma =)
mum is the best
I asked my mum to be in the Paralympics and she said i had to eat more vegetables
