Mother's jokes
Why does an orphan only have 363 days in a year? Because they don’t have mothers' and Father’s Day.
We thought that my mother died in the best way possible, during her sleep.
But when we did an autopsy on her, we saw she actually died in the worst way possible. During the autopsy.
Why does an orphan's year only have 363 days? Because it's missing Mother's and Father's Day.
Your mother's hairline is sooooooo long cause Dora the Explorer could not explore it.
Orphans have 363 days on a calendar because they don't have Mothers' or Fathers' Day.
Why do orphans only have 363 days of the year?
Because they don't have a Mother's and Father's Day.
The pie tasted weird today.
Then I realized that my mother likes cooking pie with human flesh from C town.
Peter: *curses* Sam: Wow, do you kiss your mother with that mouth? Peter: Ha, joke’s on you! I don’t have a mother.
Tony, having a heart attack: ASFJDHJWNSGREGEJDHFWVWHUSYSG PETER, WE TALKED ABOUT THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Your mother has been with us for 20 years," said John. "Isn’t it time she got a place of her own?"
"My mother?" replied Helen. "I thought she was your mother."
Why do orphans only have 360 days?
Because they don't have Mother's and Father's days.
Why do orphans only have 354 days?
'Cause they are missing Mothers and Fathers day!
According to a recent poll, your mother said, "I like the guy who saw the guy who doesn't have a brain!"
Your mother is responsible for all the train drivers that are never ever late. She taught them all to pull out on time.
What makes Mrs. Grape 🍇 a good mother?
Raisin' her kids!
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?
Friend: Why?
Me: Because they don't have a mother or father's day.
I have to say that Halloween is my favorite day...
Every time they see me, kids and mothers run away...
I don’t have a costume so please don’t reprimand...
When I open up the door, I’ve got my penis in my hand.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Mother!
Mother who?
It's your mother.
A girl with no arms and one leg goes to her mother and asks: "Mom, next year for the carnival, can I dress up as a princess?"
The mother replies: "Why? Didn't you like the ice lolly dress from last year?"
Explain bear still lives in his mother's basement.
One day, a little boy wrote to Santa Claus,
"Please send me a sibling!"
Santa Claus wrote him back and said, "Okay, send me your mother!"