Mother jokes

What did the mother cow say to the baby cow?

"It's pasture bed time."

When I go to bed, my mother comes in ten minutes later with a brick and beats me with it.

your mom

Yo mama got a daughter in a relationship, and I don't have time for you, ASAP, daughter, daughter, or your mother, or your call, or your choice of choice.

Which sex position produces the ugliest children? Go ask your mother.

Why did the strawberry cry? -- Because his mother was in a jam.

What's Saudi Arabia's highest rated sitcom? -- How I bought your mother.

What did the Indian boy say to his mother as he left for school? -- "Mumbai!"

Your mom laughs at your father, because he has an ugly wife.

Little Johnny asks, "Mommy, where do babies come from?"

His mother replies, "The stork brings them."

Little Johnny, puzzled, asks, "Then who fucks the stork?"

Moms have Mother's Day and dads have Father's Day. What do single guys have?

Palm Sunday.