New Mortality Jokes - Page 10

People need to stop taking life so seriously. After all, no one gets out alive!

What do your teacher and your friend have in common?

They will both die eventually.

You know what relationships and life? They both come to an end.

Why can’t the T-Rex clap his hands?

Because he is DEAD.

Theres something special about cemeteries People are dying to get inside

What’s the difference between a bleeding child and a bleeding chimpanzee?

They're both crazy and now dead.

What do fire and people have in common?

They will both eventually die out.

It's okay to tell a Stephen Hawking joke if there are stairs in your house he can't get to you. Plus, he shut himself down, so it's all good :)

Where are people sent to die?

Ross Hall academy.

I tried to commit suicide today; never doing that again. I almost killed myself.

Why are there gates on a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get inside. Lol

God: “Steven, join us.”

Sees the staircase to Heaven.

Steven: “Ahh, fu-”

I always feel better when my doctor says something is normal for my age, but then think dying will also be normal for my age at some point.

Dark jokes are like kids with cancer, They never get old.

What do you call a dead human?

A DEAD HUMAN! HAHAHahahah ha.. ha.. ha Am I the only one laughing?

You wanna know who didn't kick the bucket? Stephen Hawking didn't; nor did he bite the dust.

30 people died in a car wreck before they got to Heaven. God asked for one wish because they died in a tragic way. The first lady, she was obsessed with her looks, so she asked to be beautiful and God granted her wish. The next person didn't know what to wish for, so they wished for the same thing. The guy in the very back was laughing, having a grand old time. Then God got to the person before the last. He said the same, he wished to be beautiful. When God got to the last person, he said, "I want them all to be ugly again."