Mortality jokes
Why did Lucas die?
'Cause he was old, Lucas.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Covid.
Covid who?
The thing that killed half a billion people!
My dad drove past a graveyard. He said, "I won't be buried there." I asked why.
He said, "Because I am not dead yet!"
Beneath this monumental stone Lise, 80 pounds of skin and bone.
Chuck Norris is so immortal, even he killed Death.
Dark humor jokes are like kids with cancer.
They never get old.
What's the difference between a child and a book?
One doesn't scream when you snap its neck.
If 80% of all suicides in the UK are males, and women want equality, then maybe they should just kill themselves.
Did you know if you give a guy a plane ticket, he flies once, but if you push him out of a plane, he flies for the rest of his life.
You know what is the worst mistake every human being made?
Answer: Living.
When Steven Hawking realizes heaven is only a stairway away.
Q. What's the difference between my phone battery and an anti-vax kid?
A. Nothing, they both die at ten.
Got into a fight last night. We both had blades. He cut me deep. I thought I was gone, but he forgot to keep the water running.
Weird thing was that we were in the fight of our lives in the restroom and that guy kinda looked like me.
शाला टाइटैनिक को भी यमलोक जाना पड़ा। हम तो आदमी है।
Shala, even Titanic had to go to Yamlok. We are just men.
I am a dead baby. -end joke-
I woke up this morning thinking it was gonna be a great day. But then I realized I was still alive.
Why did the baby cross the road? Because he wanted to die.
Corona be like:
Eliminating half the population of boomers faster than Thanos.
*snap*
How do we know Stephen is dying in hell?
There’s a stairway to heaven.
Why did Steven Hawking go to hell?
Because there is a stairway to heaven.