Mortality jokes
A kid had school today.
He was late every single day. He said in his mind, "I wish I can go to school again." What happened? It's obvious...... He died :)
What starts with M and ends with arriage?
Miscarriage. Now we all know that joke never gets old, and you know what?
Neither does the child.
If you have an overdose on a drug and die, then half of the least dose would be a lifetime supply.
Yo people!
Little Johnny's actually dead!
You have a six-minute timer to live, but when you breathe, it resets.
What's funny about dead baby jokes? - They never get old.
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Why did Lucas die?
'Cause he was old, Lucas.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Covid.
Covid who?
The thing that killed half a billion people!
My dad drove past a graveyard. He said, "I won't be buried there." I asked why.
He said, "Because I am not dead yet!"
Beneath this monumental stone Lise, 80 pounds of skin and bone.
Chuck Norris is so immortal, even he killed Death.
Dark humor jokes are like kids with cancer.
They never get old.
What's the difference between a child and a book?
One doesn't scream when you snap its neck.
If 80% of all suicides in the UK are males, and women want equality, then maybe they should just kill themselves.
Did you know if you give a guy a plane ticket, he flies once, but if you push him out of a plane, he flies for the rest of his life.
You know what is the worst mistake every human being made?
Answer: Living.
When Steven Hawking realizes heaven is only a stairway away.
Q. What's the difference between my phone battery and an anti-vax kid?
A. Nothing, they both die at ten.
Got into a fight last night. We both had blades. He cut me deep. I thought I was gone, but he forgot to keep the water running.
Weird thing was that we were in the fight of our lives in the restroom and that guy kinda looked like me.