Morbid jokes
Why the f was my shooting joke removed? It was funny, and this is obviously a website for morbid humor. WTF, I mean, worstjokesever.com. Come on...
A man is walking on a bridge and sees a lady over the railing.
Man: "Ah, suicidal eh? Are you gonna jump?" Lady: "Yep. I hate this world." Man: "Well, if you're gonna die, can we have sex before you jump?" Lady: "Hell no! You creep!" Man: "Ok, fine. I guess I'll just wait until your corpse washes onto the shore."
A man gets arrested after writing "MORBID JOKES COMING OUT THIS TIME NEXT YEAR!" and "I'm gay!"
Q: You know what's morbid at a storage sale?
A: They give you more bids.
Why did half the world go to hell? Because they were laughing at morbid jokes.
YOU'VE BEEN WARNED (again)!
Why did half of the world go to hell?
Because they were laughing at morbid jokes.
(You've been warned!)
I want to die like my grandpa, with a blindfold and a wet sponge on his head.
What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? One alive at the bottom.
What is the difference in having a granny fetish and necrophilia? A few weeks.
What turns red, blue then white? The last person that I'd strangle.
Why aren't there any closets in southern churches? Closets have coat hangers.
What is a cannibal's favorite food?
Crackers.
What can you say both at a funeral and during sex?
This would be much better if you were alive.
"Morbidity, the story of my life in one joke."
A wife asked her husband why he cheated on her. His reply was, "She was just lying there naked on the table, what was I supposed to do?" The wife replies, "Perform the fucking autopsy!"
The morbid jokes on this site.
Roses are red, Burnt bodies are black.
You'd look great With a knife in your back.
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