What's the difference between a man and a table. The table doesn't cry when I break it's legs
What’s the hardest part about f...ing toddlers?
My boner
Q: What’s the difference between me and cancer? A: My dad didn’t beat cancer...
my neighbor is like my marraige they're bothin the hole.
Hippity hoppity Hiroshima Nagasaki
Did jeasus die a virgin Of course not he got nailed before he died!
What did the make-a-wish kid say to the staff? "I don't wanna go to disneyland, I wanna live longer."
knock knock
who's there?
Depression medicine and therapy
GO AWAY!
Things you never want to do in jail - never piss off an inmate - don’t start fights with the cops - don’t drop the soap - don’t run away from the cops
My mother wanted to test my responsibility and wanted me to cook dinner for the family to help mean understand how it feels to constantly cook for a whole family. So me with my horrible humor decided to make a giant joke for when dinner time came around and so I just got four plates and set them in front of my family and I then said, "Here you are a fine African meal." then everybody looked at me in disappointment and then I continued to say, "what poor taste?"
In life it’s either Yeet or get beat and I clearly failed yeeting as a child as my dad beat me
Son: Dad? Why is mommy no longer with us? Dad: Why did the chicken cross the road? Son:why? Dad: To get to the other side but your mother only made it about halfway
sally has no arms. what did she get for Christmas? idk she hasn't opened it yet.
jimmy: your mom is gay me: no you jimmy: i have no mom
How did Helen keller's mom punish her? She put her in a circular room and told her to find the corner.
So a orphon was crying in a corner in the dark. Then a man came over and asked why are you crying?
Then said do you want me to get your parents.
What do McDonald's and preist have in common? They both stick there meat in 10 year old buns.
my dad died lol
How do you drown a blonde? You tape a mirror to the bottom of a 13 foot deep pool.
I like my women like a day. 20 four year olds. 24 hours of fun
