Monarchy jokes

U.S.A: No Queen?

England: No towers?

R.I.P. Queen Elizabeth II.

Yo mama's so old, she knew Burger King when he was a prince.

Prince???

Why are English people bad at chess? 'Cause they lost their Queen.

Why can't the US play chess? 'Cause they lost their towers.

Why can't England play Clash, Chess, or Checkers?

Because they lost their queen.

Why can't the English play chess? Because they lost their queen. And why can't the US play chess? Because they lost their towers.

Hey, Britain, no queen? :(

Queen

Queen Elizabeth died a couple weeks ago. I'm still trying to find the reboot catd.

Queen, (DYM 86)

Why do orphans prefer the monarchy?

Because they could feel the warm[th] of the royal family.

Conservatives when they hear about “liberal arts:” 👊😡

Liberals when they find out about forest conservation: 😩👐

Progressives when they see a reaction video: 🤬

Reactionaries when a Progressive ad comes on (Flo is annoying): 😱

Anticoms realizing they are a part of a “community:” *seizure*

Anticaps when they have to Capitalize Their Words: 😤

Anti-monarchists when they pass a Burger King: 🫨

Antisocs when they are told to “socialize:” 🫠

Corporatists when they see a corpse: 🤤

Antifash when they spot a fashion show: 🤮

Classical liberals when the TV shows Family Feud: 😑🔫

Extremists when they are told to shoot “dead center” (they have bad aim): 😠🖕