Monarchy jokes

What did kings say when they were made king?

Allah ail (All hail) [insert name here]!

R.I.P. Queen Elizabeth II.

Prince???

Yo mama's so old, she knew Burger King when he was a prince.

Why can't the English play chess? Because they lost their queen. And why can't the US play chess? Because they lost their towers.

Hey, Britain, no queen? :(

Queen, (DYM 86)

Queen Elizabeth died a couple weeks ago. I'm still trying to find the reboot catd.

Queen

Why do orphans prefer the monarchy?

Because they could feel the warm[th] of the royal family.

Conservatives when they hear about “liberal arts:” 👊😡

Liberals when they find out about forest conservation: 😩👐

Progressives when they see a reaction video: 🤬

Reactionaries when a Progressive ad comes on (Flo is annoying): 😱

Anticoms realizing they are a part of a “community:” *seizure*

Anticaps when they have to Capitalize Their Words: 😤

Anti-monarchists when they pass a Burger King: 🫨

Antisocs when they are told to “socialize:” 🫠

Corporatists when they see a corpse: 🤤

Antifash when they spot a fashion show: 🤮

Classical liberals when the TV shows Family Feud: 😑🔫

Extremists when they are told to shoot “dead center” (they have bad aim): 😠🖕