Monarchy jokes
Queen
TommyInnit said, "Long live the Queen." Look at where she's at now.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that lives with the royal family?
Rolls Royce.
R.I.P. Queen Elizabeth II.
when Queen Elizabeth does her evil face when she hates someone : be like :'/
Why doesn’t the US want to play chess with the UK?
The US is already down 2 towers, and the UK has an unkillable queen.
What does a queen want on her cookie?
Royal Icing.
Queen Elizabeth came back before your dad did.
The Ruler of Varvona wanted a fruitcake, but his subjects showed up at his castle with a Christian instead.
And he said: "NO, NO, NO! YOU IMBECILES! NOT THAT KIND OF FRUITCAKE!"
What's the difference between Freddie Mercury and Princess Diana?
Freddie lived long enough to be a Queen.
What's the difference between the Queen's death and Princess Diana's death? The Queen died in peace, not pieces.
Did the people of England see a "game over" sign in the sky when the queen died?
Due to her death, you can no longer get a letter from the Queen when you turn 100.
Instead, you now receive a text from Prince Andrew when you turn 14.
Queen Elizabeth died a couple weeks ago. I'm still trying to find the reboot catd.
Why can't the USA and England play chess?
USA has no towers and England has no queen.
5, 4, 3, 2, 1. A castle weighs a ton. 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. The Queen of England's won! I never thought she'd get it done, but her sister is a nun.