Monarchy jokes
Why can't British people play chess?
Because they lost their queen.
What did Henry VIII say when he was asked to review Six the Musical?
"It was okay, but I really think they could have cut a few parts."
Queen, (DYM 86)
What's the difference between Freddie Mercury and Princess Diana?
Freddie lived long enough to be a Queen.
Why do orphans prefer the monarchy?
Because they could feel the warm[th] of the royal family.
Yo mama's so old, she knew Burger King when he was a prince.
U.S.A: No Queen?
England: No towers?
When you turn 100, you get a letter from the Queen. When you turn 16, you get a DM from Prince Andrew.
Long live the quee—Oh wait...
What’s Queen Elizabeth’s pickup line?
You’re breathtaking!
What type of tea do you drink with the Queen of England?
Royal-tea.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They ain’t got no home to run to.
Why can’t England people play chess? They ain’t got no queen.
Why doesn’t the US want to play chess with the UK?
The US is already down 2 towers, and the UK has an unkillable queen.
This chess game against America and England is getting interesting. First, America lost both of its towers, but now England has lost its queen.
Why can't the USA and England play chess?
USA has no towers and England has no queen.