Monarchy jokes
What would you call a cat royal’s descendants?
A feline.
Why can't England play Clash, Chess, or Checkers?
Because they lost their queen.
Why are English people bad at chess? 'Cause they lost their Queen.
Why can't the US play chess? 'Cause they lost their towers.
Why can't the English play chess? Because they lost their queen. And why can't the US play chess? Because they lost their towers.
Conservatives when they hear about “liberal arts:” 👊😡
Liberals when they find out about forest conservation: 😩👐
Progressives when they see a reaction video: 🤬
Reactionaries when a Progressive ad comes on (Flo is annoying): 😱
Anticoms realizing they are a part of a “community:” *seizure*
Anticaps when they have to Capitalize Their Words: 😤
Anti-monarchists when they pass a Burger King: 🫨
Antisocs when they are told to “socialize:” 🫠
Corporatists when they see a corpse: 🤤
Antifash when they spot a fashion show: 🤮
Classical liberals when the TV shows Family Feud: 😑🔫
Extremists when they are told to shoot “dead center” (they have bad aim): 😠🖕
Why can't British people play chess?
Because they lost their queen.
Due to her death, you can no longer get a letter from the Queen when you turn 100.
Instead, you now receive a text from Prince Andrew when you turn 14.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that lives with the royal family?
Rolls Royce.
Yo mama's so old, she knew Burger King when he was a prince.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They ain’t got no home to run to.
Why can’t England people play chess? They ain’t got no queen.
Hey, Britain, no queen? :(
Queen Elizabeth came back before your dad did.
Long live the quee—Oh wait...
U.S.A: No Queen?
England: No towers?
The Ruler of Varvona wanted a fruitcake, but his subjects showed up at his castle with a Christian instead.
And he said: "NO, NO, NO! YOU IMBECILES! NOT THAT KIND OF FRUITCAKE!"
Why can't the USA and England play chess?
USA has no towers and England has no queen.
Queen
What's the difference between Freddie Mercury and Princess Diana?
Freddie lived long enough to be a Queen.
What’s Queen Elizabeth’s pickup line?
You’re breathtaking!
Queen Elizabeth died a couple weeks ago. I'm still trying to find the reboot catd.