Why can't British people play chess?
Because they lost their queen.
Due to her death, you can no longer get a letter from the Queen when you turn 100.
Instead, you now receive a text from Prince Andrew when you turn 14.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that lives with the royal family?
Rolls Royce.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They ain’t got no home to run to.
Why can’t England people play chess? They ain’t got no queen.
Hey, Britain, no queen? :(
Queen Elizabeth came back before your dad did.
Long live the quee—Oh wait...
U.S.A: No Queen? England: No towers?
The Ruler of Varvona wanted a fruitcake, but his subjects showed up at his castle with a Christian instead.
And he said: "NO, NO, NO! YOU IMBECILES! NOT THAT KIND OF FRUITCAKE!"
Why can't the USA and England play chess?
USA has no towers and England has no queen.
Queen
What's the difference between Freddie Mercury and Princess Diana?
Freddie lived long enough to be a Queen.
What’s Queen Elizabeth’s pickup line?
You’re breathtaking!
Queen Elizabeth died a couple weeks ago. I'm still trying to find the reboot catd.
What's the difference between the Queen's death and Princess Diana's death? The Queen died in peace, not pieces.
This chess game against America and England is getting interesting. First, America lost both of its towers, but now England has lost its queen.
Did the people of England see a "game over" sign in the sky when the queen died?
R.I.P. Queen Elizabeth II.
TommyInnit said, "Long live the Queen." Look at where she's at now.
When you turn 100, you get a letter from the Queen. When you turn 16, you get a DM from Prince Andrew.
