why cant british people play chess
because they lost their queen
Due to her death, you can no longer get a letter from the Queen when you turn 100. Instead, you now receive a text from Prince Andrew when you turn 14.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that lives with thw royal family...
Rolls Royce
Queen Elizabeth came back before your dad did
U.S.A: No Queen? England: No towers?
The Ruler of Varvona wanted a fruitcake but his subjects showed up at his castle with a christian instead. And he said: NO, NO, NO! YOU IMBECILES! NOT THAT KIND OF FRUITCAKE!"
Why can't the USA and England play chess?
USA has no towers and England has no queen.
What’s Queen Elizabeth’s pickup line You’re breathtaking
whats the difference between the queens death and princess Diana death? the queen died in peace not pieces
This chess game against America and England is getting interesting. First, America lost both of its towers, but now England has lost its queen.
R.I.P Queen Elizabeth II.
tommyinit said long live the queen. look at where shes at now
When you turn 100 you get a letter from the Queen, when you turn 16 you get a DM from prince Andrew.
5 4 3 2 1. A castle ways a ton. 5 4 3 2 1. The Queen of England's won. I never thought she'd get it done, but her sister is a nun.
Why orphans prefer the monarchy?
Because they could feel the warm of the royal family.
what type of tea do you drink with the queen of england?
royal-tea
What did kings say when they were made king?
Allah ail (All hail) [insert name here]!
