Mom's jokes
What's the difference between an orphan and Daniel Larusso?
At least Daniel has a mom.
Your mom is so small that she can fit in the luggage.
An orphan saw a tornado, and he thought he saw his mom, but then he realized it was a corpse and said, "Hi, Dad!"
So a mom went to her kid and said, "If you pray to God, He will give you your sight back." So he did exactly that.
The next morning, the mom heard a scream, so she went to the kid's room and asked, "What's wrong?" The kid replied, "It didn't work!" The mom said, "April Fools!"
Little Johnny says: “Mom, you know that lovely vase in the dining room that’s been handed down from generation to generation?”
Mom replies: “Yes. What about it?”
He says: “Well, the last generation just dropped it.”
Your mom is so stupid, she stopped at a stop sign because it never said "go."
Why were the Twin Towers scared for dinner? Because their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"
I saw your forehead and realized your mom and dad's foreheads were as big as yours. Also, you're gay.
Your mom was dating a boy that had a twin brother, but she did it with the wrong one.
Your Mom's Favorite Book, Chapter 1: How To Cook.
I asked my mom with cerebral palsy a question.
Still waiting on an answer.
Why did the man get run over?
Ur mom XD
Tell an orphan "your mom", but then remember he doesn't have one.
My mom went to take out the trash, but I couldn't find you.
Your mom.
Your dad!
Your hairline and your mom go way back.
Ur mom loves to eat logs, lmao.
I like to make your mom jokes.
Because they're easy like your mom.
An orphan thinks he finally sees his mom, but then he realizes it's air.
My mom told me to recycle the trash. I guess I’m taking you for another bike ride!