Mom's jokes
Your mom is so fat when she skipped a meal, the whole stock market crashed.
Your mom is so fat she tripped, and I didn’t even laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
Saw that shit on Roblox.
If you make a joke about me, I'll tell my mom.
When you tell an orphan, "I did your mom in your home," and they start crying.
Me: You f&*k up.
The class: Oh sh!&
Your mom is a slow comedian. It took her 9 months to make a good joke.
Your hairline bent like the relationship with your mom and dad.
Why did the orphan cross the road? (Not to see his mom or dad.)
Why do orphans cry alone?
They do not have a mom's lap to sit on and a shoulder to cry on.
Your forehead is so big, your mom spent half of the time in the delivery room giving birth to just your head.
Your mom.
Your dad!
Your mom is so fat, she starts with the letter O in the alphabet because O.B.C.D. (Obesity).
The bully says, "Your mom!" The girl says, "Is sleeping with your dad."
For dinner, this girl had noodles. The next day, she could not find her skinny sister. The mom said, "Your sister is dead!" sadly. The girl asked, "She was skinny, right?" The mom said yes. The sister laughed, "I ate her! That’s why the noodles were very skinny!"
Why couldn't your mom make you dinner? Because she's dead!
My gay ass: I want to find Jesus.
Religious mom: FINALLY!
Me: Grabs a noose.
Mom asks, "Why are you are THIS show??? It's DISTRACTING you from SCHOOL!!!!!"
The child says, "Don't you mean SCHOOL is distracting ME from this AWESOME show?"
Mom whispers, "Oh, you DEAD."
Mom asks, "Who are you talking to?"
The child said, "A mistake."
You're so ugly, when your mom dropped you off at school, she got a fine for littering.
My mom said my sister was an angel, but when I threw her out the window, she didn't fly.
Little Johnny walks into the living room and asks his parents, "Mom, Dad, what do you get when you crossbreed a bulldog and shih tzu?"
The mother and father shrug and say, "We have no idea, Johnny. What do you get?" and little Johnny replies, "You get a bullshit."
Your mom is so stupid that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.