Moma

Moma Jokes

Joke 1# ' Knock Knock ' Whos there? ' Pastur ' Pastur who? ' Past ur bedtime '.

Joke 2# Why does a slug always win a race? Because its components always stop for a break.

Joke 3# Your momas so fat when she stepped on the weigh it said, " I asked for your weigh not you phone number. "

Yo moma so dumb when the weather said it's chilli outside, She inside a goal small and a bowl

one day i was at school and this girl had the nerve she told me to go to the back of line i was looking behind me and she said what are u looking for i said "to who u talking to boo boo" like is u you my moma

Your moma so far that when she told a joke no one was laughing but the floor was literally cracking upπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†