Moma jokes

Joke 1# "Knock, knock." Who's there? "Pastur." Pastur who? "Past ur bedtime."

Joke 2# Why does a slug always win a race? Because its components always stop for a break.

Joke 3# Your momma's so fat when she stepped on the scale it said, "I asked for your weight, not your phone number."

Yo mama so rich,

her blood type is 24 karat GOLD!

Your momma is so old, when she went to the antique store, they wouldn't let her leave.

Yo momma so stupid that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.

Yo mama so fat that when she bought food, she ran out of money.

Yo mama so hairy that bigfoot dated her.

Gwen be like: Oh, I hate akeld, he is mean.

Also Gwen: *Spams the N word and momma jokes*

Yo mama so ugly, it made the world stop spinning.

Yo mama so fat, she eat 60 Big Macs while singing "Badaaha."

Yo mama so fat that when she sits, she makes a 7.4 earthquake.

Your momma is so fat that when she egged the Twin Towers, she threw a airplane on accident.

Yo momma so fat, I took a picture of her 1 year ago, and it's still printing.

Yo mama so dumb when the weather said "it's chili outside," she went inside a goal, small and a bowl.

Yo mama so stupid that she sat on the TV and watched the couch.

We are in a matrix, wake up.

Ya momma is sus.

Your momma's so fat, when she asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the ocean.

Your mama is so far that when she told a joke, no one was laughing, but the floor was literally cracking up.

One day I was at school, and this girl had the nerve. She told me to go to the back of the line. I was looking behind me, and she said, "What are you looking for?" I said, "To who [are] you talking to, boo boo?" Like, is you you my momma?

Your mama is so fat, One Punch Man had to punch twice.

Yo mama so fat, she has her own event horizon.

Yo mama so ugly, when I put her next to a naked mole rat, it said "bluetooth connected."

Yo mama so fat, she uses a mattress as a diaper.

My mom told me that she got a new job & I don't have to leave the house.

Then my mom told all my customers are the men that live in our neighborhood.

Then I ask what is your job call. My mom said job hand, then I said job and or is hand job.

My mom said yeah that it. My mom said I'm good at my job that why all the males are always knocking at the door.