Joke 1# ' Knock Knock ' Whos there? ' Pastur ' Pastur who? ' Past ur bedtime '.
Joke 2# Why does a slug always win a race? Because its components always stop for a break.
Joke 3# Your momas so fat when she stepped on the weigh it said, " I asked for your weigh not you phone number. "
yo moma so rich
her blood type is 24 karat GOLD!
Your moma is so old when she went to the atieque store they wouldn't let her leave
Yo moma so fat that when she bought food she ran out of money
yo moma so stupid that she thought dunkin donuts was a basketball team
Yo moma so hairy that bigfoot dated her.
Gwen be like: Oh I hate akeld he is mean Also gwen: *Spams the N word and Moma jokes*
Yo moma so ugly it made the world stop spinning
yo moma so fat she eat 60 big macs wall singing badaaha
yo moma so fat that when she sits she makes an 7.4 earthquake.
your moma is so fat that when she egged the twin towers she threw a airplane on accident.
Yo moma so fat i took a picture of her 1 year ago and its still printing
Yo moma so dumb when the weather said it's chilli outside, She inside a goal small and a bowl
Yo moma so stupid, that she sat on the tv and watched the couch We are in a matrix, wake up
ya moma is sus
Your Moma So Fay When She Asked For A Water Bed They Put A Blanket Over The Ocean
one day i was at school and this girl had the nerve she told me to go to the back of line i was looking behind me and she said what are u looking for i said "to who u talking to boo boo" like is u you my moma
Your moma so far that when she told a joke no one was laughing but the floor was literally cracking up😂😂😂😆😆😆
