Moma memes

Joke 1# "Knock, knock." Who's there? "Pastur." Pastur who? "Past ur bedtime."

Joke 2# Why does a slug always win a race? Because its components always stop for a break.

Joke 3# Your momma's so fat when she stepped on the scale it said, "I asked for your weight, not your phone number."

Yo mama so rich,

her blood type is 24 karat GOLD!

Your momma is so old, when she went to the antique store, they wouldn't let her leave.