Moma

Moma jokes

One day I was at school, and this girl had the nerve. She told me to go to the back of the line. I was looking behind me, and she said, "What are you looking for?" I said, "To who [are] you talking to, boo boo?" Like, is you you my momma?

Your momma is so fat that when she egged the Twin Towers, she threw a airplane on accident.

Your mama is so far that when she told a joke, no one was laughing, but the floor was literally cracking up.

Yo mama so fat, she eat 60 Big Macs while singing "Badaaha."

Your momma is so old, when she went to the antique store, they wouldn't let her leave.

Joke 1# "Knock, knock." Who's there? "Pastur." Pastur who? "Past ur bedtime."

Joke 2# Why does a slug always win a race? Because its components always stop for a break.

Joke 3# Your momma's so fat when she stepped on the scale it said, "I asked for your weight, not your phone number."

Gwen be like: Oh, I hate akeld, he is mean.

Also Gwen: *Spams the N word and momma jokes*

Your momma's so fat, when she asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the ocean.

Yo mama so dumb when the weather said "it's chili outside," she went inside a goal, small and a bowl.