One day I was at school, and this girl had the nerve. She told me to go to the back of the line. I was looking behind me, and she said, "What are you looking for?" I said, "To who [are] you talking to, boo boo?" Like, is you you my momma?
Moma Jokes
Your momma is so fat that when she egged the Twin Towers, she threw a airplane on accident.
Yo mama so rich,
her blood type is 24 karat GOLD!
Your mama is so far that when she told a joke, no one was laughing, but the floor was literally cracking up.
Yo mama so fat that when she sits, she makes a 7.4 earthquake.
Yo mama so fat that when she bought food, she ran out of money.
Yo momma so stupid that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
Yo mama so fat, she eat 60 Big Macs while singing "Badaaha."
Your momma is so old, when she went to the antique store, they wouldn't let her leave.
Ya momma is sus.
Yo mama so stupid that she sat on the TV and watched the couch.
We are in a matrix, wake up.
Joke 1# "Knock, knock." Who's there? "Pastur." Pastur who? "Past ur bedtime."
Joke 2# Why does a slug always win a race? Because its components always stop for a break.
Joke 3# Your momma's so fat when she stepped on the scale it said, "I asked for your weight, not your phone number."
Gwen be like: Oh, I hate akeld, he is mean.
Also Gwen: *Spams the N word and momma jokes*
Yo mama so hairy that bigfoot dated her.
Yo mama so ugly, it made the world stop spinning.
Yo momma so fat, I took a picture of her 1 year ago, and it's still printing.
Your momma's so fat, when she asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the ocean.
Yo mama so dumb when the weather said "it's chili outside," she went inside a goal, small and a bowl.
