African Kid - "Mom can we have water?" Mum - "Sure it's in the house." African Kid - *Goes to the fridge and opens the door searching for cold water* The fridge - ERROR 404 Water Not Found
i was digging in my back yard and i found gold and i went to run a tell my mom but i realized why i was digging in the back yard
Hey, mom i am ugly "facts" my mom says
squid game doll be like gugu la gu your mom my balls
Why did the titanic sink...... Cause you mom was ok on it
You know the strangest things happen my mom said step on a crack you break your Mama's back but if you step on a line you break your father's spine I stepped on the line it didn't break his spine mom who is my father?
my mom said u failed school. i said dont be supersized im a retard mom.
I would make a joke about your mom, but cows are sacred in my country.
youre mom #69
What are three things the twin towers have in common with my dad they are big, sexy, and smashed your mom.
Mom can I be a fire fighter when i grow up Mom: oh you wont grow up caillou
I was cutting the vegetables and my mom asked how I was so skillful.
My son came up to me and said “mom, where are your parents?” I stared in confusion i said “in a far place.” He asked “In and orphanage?”
Your mom is so old that her birth certificate says experied.
My mom said take out the trash but I couldn't find u
I asked "Mom what's that in the sky?" Mom replied with, "thats your father".
Why do Orphans not like jokes?
Because they hate your mom and your dad joke because they miss their parents 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
If your mad go punch a orphan what are they going to do tell there mom
Alfonsos mom is so fat. That she stepped on the scale and the doctor sayd “oh Shit thats my phone number!!!”
Kid: Mom! You lied to me!
Mom: When?
Kid: You told me that my little brother was an Angel!
Mom: Sooo?
Kid: Then why didn’t he fly when I threw him off the balcony?
Mom: WHAT!!!??!!
