Guy it was so weird yesterday I saw a guy and he kept repeating the same thing over and over I hate people with dementia I told my mom to get a new mirror but she she won’t listen to me it’s almost like I sand it like 20 times every time I say it
Ur mom is so fat that when she came to the front door, she was already at the back door.
Foreplay in may areas: "You awake?"
Way down South: "You awake, mom?"
Your mom is so fat that when she saw Moby Dick, she said, "We are family... even though you're bigger than me."
One day my mom told me not to be an acter i said but mommy i will make alot of money!
What do my cock and money have in common?
Your mom.
I seen your mom at work the other night. She was talking about how good she was doing. Hands down, best $20 blowjob ever.
the wowman had a dick, lol its your mom ahahahahahaha, yeah YOU! jhon man! in new york city i am on 2 you! i will be under your bed tonight lol get a bodygard
A favorite childhood memory was building sandcastles with my grandfather, that is until my mom took the urn away from me.
Me: I will fuck ur mom Orphan: I don't have one Me: ......
One day, Billy's teacher asked him, "I heard your mom had a baby. What did she have?"
Billy paused and thought for a moment and said, "I think she had a bicycle."
"Now Billy, you know that your mom didn't have a bicycle. What did she have?"
"Maybe it was a tricycle."
"Billy, don't stand there and lie to me. We're going to the principal's office right now!"
The teacher grabbed Billy and escorted him to the principal's office and explained what happened. The principal looked sternly at Billy and said, "Stop lying, Billy. You know your mom didn't have a bicycle or a tricycle. What did your mother have?"
Billy looked up, fear in his eyes and said, "Well, maybe she had a go-cart."
That was more than enough. "I'm calling your mother right now!"
Soon, Billy's mother arrived at the principal's office. "It seems that Billy has decided to start telling lies. His teacher asked him what you recently had, and he said a bicycle, then a tricycle, then a go-cart!"
Billy's mother teared up, and through her sobs, replied to the principal and teacher, "No. Sadly, I had a miscarriage."
Billy sat up straight and said, "I KNEW that damn thing had wheels!"
Jacob likes fucking me and my mom.
African Kid - "Mom can we have water?" Mum - "Sure it's in the house." African Kid - *Goes to the fridge and opens the door searching for cold water* The fridge - ERROR 404 Water Not Found
I was digging in my backyard and I found gold, and I went to run and tell my mom, but I realized why I was digging in the backyard.
Hey, mom i am ugly "facts" my mom says
squid game doll be like gugu la gu your mom my balls
Why did the Titanic sink? Because your mom was on it.
You know, the strangest things happen. My mom said, "Step on a crack, you break your mama's back, but if you step on a line, you break your father's spine." I stepped on the line. It didn't break his spine. Mom, who is my father?
My mom said you failed school. I said, "Don't be surprised, I'm a retard, Mom."
I would make a joke about your mom, but cows are sacred in my country.
