I saw an orphan in the grocery store and asked him, "Where's your mom?" and he cried. Why?
Mom Jokes
I would stop bullying the orphan kid, what's he gonna do? Cry to his mommy?
I went to McDonald's to get a Big Mac. It was for his mom cause she was too fat.
My mom loves balls.
But my dad has been gone for the last 4 years.
Your mom's so fat, she doesn’t need internet, she’s already world wide.
Your mom was dating a boy that had a twin brother, but she did it with the wrong one.
Your mom is so ugly, you look like her. Oh, got 'em!
Your mom is so fat that Dora couldn't explore her.
Your mom is so fat that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Mom: I'm getting you a dog!
Me: OMG REALLY?!
Mom: Yeah, what gender do you want?
Me:...
Me: Bitch, please.
Yo mom's so fat, I went over to her house a few years ago and wanted to watch TV.
So I asked for the TV remote, and she's still trying to get it!
Yo mama jokes are so old, like your mom.
If mom saw you, she would die and be happy because of you being ugly.
I saw your forehead and realized your mom and dad's foreheads were as big as yours. Also, you're gay.
"Where are my balls? Down in your mom."
Me when the your, uh, uhhhh, when your me when the your, uhhh, uhhhhh, mom.
Your mom is so fat, that burger.
You have to be a good mom to be a MILF.
Why were the Twin Towers scared at dinner?
Because their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"
There was a kid in my class who said my face looked like a physical reaction (we were learning about that stuff at the time), so I said I made a chemical reaction with his mom last night.
