Misogyny jokes

What is the difference between a feminist and a female prostitute? If you want a female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.

Why did God invent yeast infections? So women would know what it's like to live with an irritating cunt too.

Hippity Hoppity, women are property. (sans undertale)

Girls are whores.

Rape isn't funny unless she's laughing, too.

A guy walks into a bar. He sees a hot girl. He walks up to her and says, "You're getting laid tonight." She replies, "What are you, some sort of psychic?" He says, "No, I'm just stronger than you."

Women should be allowed to leave the kitchen... to clean the rest of the house.

Bippity Boppity,

Women are property.

My friend once said my opinion didn't matter. I said, "Why did you call me a female?"

"Hippoty hoppity, women are property."

I like my women like I like my eggs.

Beaten against a table until her insides come out.

"Hippity hoppity, women are my property."

What’s the difference between women and condoms?

There isn’t a difference; they’re both throw aways.

I saw a man trying to rape a girl. I decided to help. She didn't stand a chance against both of us.

Kill yourself, hoes!

I like my women like my coffee—ground up and frozen.

Women.