Misogyny jokes
Why did they burn witches back in the day?
Because they were annoying feminists.
What's that thing that walks on two legs, washes dishes, sucks my cock, cooks, cleans, bends over for me and never fucking shuts up?
Femoids.
What is the difference between a woman and a knife?
The knife has a point.
Pro marriage tip: Let your wife know you’re all about women’s rights, especially the right to remain silent, because all appliances should be silent.
Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks.
Feminists should STFU and suck my dick!
Burn witches and stone whores.
Why are a majority of rape allegations false?
Because whores like to cry wolf.
What do feminists do when they fail at something?
Blame men for sexism and misogyny.
Want to hear a joke?
Women's Rights.
What do women and appliances have in common?
If they don't work, hit them until they work.
They didn't burn witches back in the day, they burned bitches.
What do you say to a feminist with no arms and no legs?
"Nice tits, bitch."
Bros over hos.
What should you do if the dishwasher breaks?
Kick her.
How do you make a dishwasher work again?
Smack her ass and say "get back to work!"
Why did God create yeast infections?
So women would know what it's like to live with an annoying cunt.
What’s one thing women need to know nowadays?
Their place.
What do women and KFC have in common?
After you get done with the thighs and breasts, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.
When Chris Brown heard he wasn’t the only one to hit a woman.
Stop the cap.