Misogyny

Misogyny Jokes

Woman

What do women and KFC have in common?

After you get done with the thighs and breasts, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.

Rape

Two teenagers were raping an 11-year-old girl in an alley, so I stepped in to help. The little bitch didn’t stand a chance against the three of us.

Woman

Yeah, so why can't a blind woman drive?

Exactly, cuz she's a woman.

Rape

Men should provide their disobedient daughters with their own "milk" instead of letting them use the mother. That will teach those bitches some respect for men. It may even help them get laid later on in life.

Rape

A man was raping a woman and thought the year was 1970, and he exclaimed to the judge later that he was her husband.

She got sent to the Asylum for Hysteria.

Wait, what? Was he actually her husband?

He was a Christian, so that actually meant he was AFTER the rape.

Wait, what? The Bible doesn't say that.

Actually yes, it does, and marital rape was legal until 1990.

WAIT WHAT? That's not funny.

I'll tell ya what's funny, that you think the women have nothing to complain about.

Rape

What is the worst thing you can find out about a woman on a first date?

She claims to have been raped. Then, you know to get as far away from her as possible because she's probably a feminazi bitch.

Rape

If you see a woman get raped, don't bother helping. They're independent women, after all. Heck, cheer on the rapist, or join in the fun.

Feminist

Why are feminist rape claims never taken seriously? Nobody wants to rape fat, hairy gorillas.

Rape

How can all rape be prevented? Just teach your daughters to never say no to a man. There - fixed!

Feminist

How do you rape a feminist? Tell her you are a woman and she will let you do whatever. You won't even need to force it.

Rapist

How do you make it hard for a rapist who is trying to rape you? Rub it.

Feminist

What do you call a fat, ugly, and hairy woman with a rape whistle? A feminist.