Misogyny jokes
Feminists should STFU and suck my dick!
Burn witches and stone whores.
Why are a majority of rape allegations false?
Because whores like to cry wolf.
What do feminists do when they fail at something?
Blame men for sexism and misogyny.
Want to hear a joke?
Women's Rights.
What do women and appliances have in common?
If they don't work, hit them until they work.
They didn't burn witches back in the day, they burned bitches.
What do you say to a feminist with no arms and no legs?
"Nice tits, bitch."
Bros over hos.
What should you do if the dishwasher breaks?
Kick her.
How do you make a dishwasher work again?
Smack her ass and say "get back to work!"
Why did God create yeast infections?
So women would know what it's like to live with an annoying cunt.
What’s one thing women need to know nowadays?
Their place.
What do women and KFC have in common?
After you get done with the thighs and breasts, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.
When Chris Brown heard he wasn’t the only one to hit a woman.
Stop the cap.
Two teenagers were raping an 11-year-old girl in an alley, so I stepped in to help. The little bitch didn’t stand a chance against the three of us.
Yeah, so why can't a blind woman drive?
Exactly, cuz she's a woman.
Men should provide their disobedient daughters with their own "milk" instead of letting them use the mother. That will teach those bitches some respect for men. It may even help them get laid later on in life.
Raping white women should be encouraged everywhere!
A man was raping a woman and thought the year was 1970, and he exclaimed to the judge later that he was her husband.
She got sent to the Asylum for Hysteria.
Wait, what? Was he actually her husband?
He was a Christian, so that actually meant he was AFTER the rape.
Wait, what? The Bible doesn't say that.
Actually yes, it does, and marital rape was legal until 1990.
WAIT WHAT? That's not funny.
I'll tell ya what's funny, that you think the women have nothing to complain about.