Why did God create yeast infections?
So women would know what it's like to live with an annoying cunt.
Why did God create yeast infections?
So women would know what it's like to live with an annoying cunt.
What do women and KFC have in common?
After you get done with the thighs and breasts, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.
Two teenagers were raping an 11-year-old girl in an alley, so I stepped in to help. The little bitch didn’t stand a chance against the three of us.
Yeah so why a blind woman can't drive ?
Exactly , cuz she's a woman
A man was raping a woman and thought the year was 1970 and he exclaimed to the judge later that he was her husband. She got sent to the Asylum for Hysteria.
Wait, what? Was he actually her husband. He was a christian so that actually meant he was AFTER the rape.
Wait, what? the bible doesn't say that.
Actually yes it does and marital rape was legal until 1990.
WAIT WHAT? Thats not funny.
I'll tell ya whats funny, that you think the women have nothing to complain about.
How can all rape be prevented? Just teach your daughters to never say no to a man. There - fixed!
Q: What do you do when your dishwasher stops working?
A: You slap her.
How do you avoid getting raped? Never say no.
I got kicked out of the library for putting the Women's Rights book in the fantasy section.