Misogyny jokes
What's the difference between property and women? At least property still retains some value after getting wrecked.
If she refuses to suck and threatens to bite, just knock her teeth out. Call it the “Bloody Gummer”.
What do rapists like to suck?
The life out of their victim.
Women be like, "Porn is how we get money," then get angry when boys treat women like shit because they seen it on porn.
What moans about women but wouldn't exist without them? A triggered menimist.
How do you make rape funny? Tickle her while you do it.
What do you say to a ugly girl who claims to have been raped?
“Are you sure you didn’t rape him?”
Why did the woman get raped in the ass?
She assed for it.
What is another name for a serial rapist? Short dress enthusiast.
You know what the worst thing about gang rape is?
Having to wait your turn.
A man goes to a motel room and sees a woman tied up and she said, "Help me please!" He had to do some forceful thinking.
Do you know why I finger women with my left hand?
Because they don’t deserve rights!
Sy'kyira (😌): I can't wait for the therapist to come.
Daina (😊): Same, 30 minutes have passed... I also wonder what that loud sound is.
Sy'kyira (😅): SAME!!!! What, does it sound like a woman suffering???
Daina (😌): I know, right?
Why did the feminist cross the road?
To suck my dick!
What's the difference between a girl and a toy? There is no difference because you play with both anyway.
What are the big mouths of feminists good for? Portable urinal for men.
Why do feminists believe that they can act like a bitch towards men if they want to? Because they were born without a penis.
I hate my wife.
*cue laugh*
What's the difference between a blonde and a car door? The harder you slam the blonde, the looser it gets.
I was accused of rape, but I swear she was a whore.