A man goes to a motel room and sees a woman tied up and she said, "Help me please!" He had to do some forceful thinking.
Sy'kyira (😌): I can't wait for the therapist to come.
Daina (😊): Same, 30 minutes have passed... I also wonder what that loud sound is.
Sy'kyira (😅): SAME!!!! What, does it sound like a woman suffering???
Daina (😌): I know, right?
Why did the feminist cross the road?
To suck my dick!
What's the difference between a girl and a toy? There is no difference because you play with both anyway.
What are the big mouths of feminists good for? Portable urinal for men.
Why do feminists believe that they can act like a bitch towards men if they want to? Because they were born without a penis.
I hate my wife.
*cue laugh*
What's the difference between a blonde and a car door? The harder you slam the blonde, the looser it gets.
I was accused of rape, but I swear she was a whore.
What’s the difference between football and rape?
Women don’t like football.
Why do feminists eat so much pussy?
To get the taste of dick out of their mouths.
Does it cycle now, you stupid bitches?
What kind of experience does a feminist have?
Being a bitch.
What is the difference between a feminist and a female prostitute? If you want a female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.
Why did God invent yeast infections? So women would know what it's like to live with an irritating cunt too.
Hippity Hoppity, women are property. (sans undertale)
Girls are whores.
Rape isn't funny unless she's laughing, too.
A guy walks into a bar. He sees a hot girl. He walks up to her and says, "You're getting laid tonight." She replies, "What are you, some sort of psychic?" He says, "No, I'm just stronger than you."
Women should be allowed to leave the kitchen... to clean the rest of the house.
Bippity Boppity,
Women are property.
