Misfortune

Misfortune jokes

Baby

What's worse than ten dead babies in a dumpster? One dead baby in ten trash cans...lol

Kid

Dark humor jokes are like kids with cancer.

They never get old.

Luck

I must have at least 87 years of bad luck; every time I look in the mirror, it breaks!

Cancer

What did the deaf, dumb, and blind kid get for Christmas?

Answer: cancer.

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  • Orphan

    What does a blind kid and an orphan have in common?

    They can’t see their parents.

    Orphan

    What did the orphan do when he got punched?

    Nothing, because his parents weren't there! :)

    Orphan

    Why are orphans bad at Yahtzee?

    Because they don't know what a full house is :(

    Insult

    You look like a double dipped chocolate chip cliff flipped glazed charcoal slim jim Mr. clog hunch frap, no feet, 9 arms, 17 stomachs. You stepdad beat you with a wiffle ball bat. NBA Youngboy was in your bathroom spitting on you and now you got herpes on your left side cheek.

    Woman

    What has 2 arms but no legs?

    A crippled woman with no more meaning in her life.

    Orphan

    Why can't orphans play baseball? They don’t know where home is.

    I made a website for orphans, but it doesn't have a home page.

    Doctor: I’m going to have to turn you away. Orphan: But why? Doctor: Because I’m a family doctor.

    Why do orphans like boomerangs? Cause they come back.

    Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted.

    Girls are like rocks; the flat ones get skipped.

    What’s an orphan’s least favorite TV show? Family Guy.

    If you hit an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?

    If you hit an orphan with a car, at least you don't have to tell their parents.

    Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father.

    What does an orphan call a family photo? A selfie.

    Why was the orphan a big success? Cause people say go big or go home, he only had one option.

    Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.

    What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.

    What do orphans and blind kids have in common? They can’t see their parents.

    Why can't orphans hear about ancient Egypt? Because they don’t know what a mummy is.

    Why are orphans bad at poker? Because they don't know what a full house is.

    What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.

    Condom

    Jack and Jill went up a hill. His condom ripped, and now they are from Alabama.

    Day

    Today sucked. My friend fell off a cliff, and I went to jail.

    Orphan

    What do blind kids and orphans have in common?

    They both can't see their parents.