Misfortune jokes
What did the deaf, dumb, and blind orphan get for Christmas?
Cancer.
Two lepers playing cards... one threw his hand in; the other laughed his head off.
Dark humor jokes are like kids with cancer.
They never get old.
How do you get chewing gum out of a child's hair? Cancer.
What is the difference between me and cancer?
My mom did beat cancer.
I must have at least 87 years of bad luck; every time I look in the mirror, it breaks!
Dark humor is like a kid with cancer. It never gets old.
What did the deaf, dumb, and blind kid get for Christmas?
Answer: cancer.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They don’t know where home is.
I made a website for orphans, but it doesn't have a home page.
Doctor: I’m going to have to turn you away. Orphan: But why? Doctor: Because I’m a family doctor.
Why do orphans like boomerangs? Cause they come back.
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted.
Girls are like rocks; the flat ones get skipped.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite TV show? Family Guy.
If you hit an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
If you hit an orphan with a car, at least you don't have to tell their parents.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father.
What does an orphan call a family photo? A selfie.
Why was the orphan a big success? Cause people say go big or go home, he only had one option.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.
What do orphans and blind kids have in common? They can’t see their parents.
Why can't orphans hear about ancient Egypt? Because they don’t know what a mummy is.
Why are orphans bad at poker? Because they don't know what a full house is.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
What's worse than ten dead babies in a dumpster? One dead baby in ten trash cans...lol
What did the blind deaf orphan child get for Christmas?
cancer.
Why don't orphans like getting lost?
Because if people find them, they ask, "Where are your parents?"
What has 2 arms but no legs?
A crippled woman with no more meaning in her life.
What does a blind kid and an orphan have in common?
They can’t see their parents.
You look like a double dipped chocolate chip cliff flipped glazed charcoal slim jim Mr. clog hunch frap, no feet, 9 arms, 17 stomachs. You stepdad beat you with a wiffle ball bat. NBA Youngboy was in your bathroom spitting on you and now you got herpes on your left side cheek.
What did the orphan do when he got punched?
Nothing, because his parents weren't there! :)
Why are orphans bad at Yahtzee?
Because they don't know what a full house is :(
Jack and Jill went up a hill. His condom ripped, and now they are from Alabama.
Today sucked. My friend fell off a cliff, and I went to jail.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They both can't see their parents.