Misfortune jokes
Why do orphans have no parents?
Because no one loves them.
He had the curse of vanishing.
I'm the second worst thing to happen to those orphans.
Why did the orphan try to get hurt?
Because then they would get surrounded with people who care about him.
He looks around, no one is there.
My dog stepped on a bee, My child spilt my tea, I drank my hot tea, I broke my bloody knee, Now I'm lying in agony, And I'm devastated with no glee.
(Again, credits to my really funny friend)
Technoblade: I'm the second worst thing to ever happen to those orphans.
Quackity: What is the first thing to ever happen to the orphans???
Technoblade: Quackity..... they're orphans.
(Disclaimer: not funny xD)
What is the difference between me and cancer?
My mom did beat cancer.
Why are orphans bad at Yahtzee?
Because they don't know what a full house is :(
The second worst thing to happen to these orphans!
What's worse than ten dead babies in a dumpster? One dead baby in ten trash cans...lol
Why shouldn't you make an orphan cry?
Because they won't have a parent to cry to.
What did the orphan do when he got punched?
Nothing, because his parents weren't there! :)
What does an orphan call a family picture?
A selfie.
Once an orphan got a girlfriend. He regretted it. She left him too.
Like this post to give someone you hate bad luck.
Yesterday I saw an orphan walking down the street. I asked him if he was ok. He said no, so I asked him if he needed help. And he said yes, so I let him in my car and said, "Don't worry, you'll be home with you parents soon." He said, "My parents died." I said, "I know...." I went for the cliffs.
You're an orphan and blind. You have cancer. You will die in 3 days. Merry Xmas!
What is the worst motivational thing to say to a suicidal person?
"If at first you don’t succeed, try again and again until you succeed."
I hope you have to pull hard on a candy wrapper only for the bag to pop and have the candy fall on the floor.
What is the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair?
Cancer.