Misfortune jokes
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a bucket of water. Jack fell down, his cock was out, and Jill gained a daughter.
You're an orphan.
Are you depressed? Go punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They both can't see their parents.
You look like a double dipped chocolate chip cliff flipped glazed charcoal slim jim Mr. clog hunch frap, no feet, 9 arms, 17 stomachs. You stepdad beat you with a wiffle ball bat. NBA Youngboy was in your bathroom spitting on you and now you got herpes on your left side cheek.
Why do orphans have no parents?
Because no one loves them.
He had the curse of vanishing.
I'm the second worst thing to happen to those orphans.
Why did the orphan try to get hurt?
Because then they would get surrounded with people who care about him.
He looks around, no one is there.
My dog stepped on a bee, My child spilt my tea, I drank my hot tea, I broke my bloody knee, Now I'm lying in agony, And I'm devastated with no glee.
(Again, credits to my really funny friend)
Technoblade: I'm the second worst thing to ever happen to those orphans.
Quackity: What is the first thing to ever happen to the orphans???
Technoblade: Quackity..... they're orphans.
(Disclaimer: not funny xD)
What is the difference between me and cancer?
My mom did beat cancer.
Why are orphans bad at Yahtzee?
Because they don't know what a full house is :(
The second worst thing to happen to these orphans!
What's worse than ten dead babies in a dumpster? One dead baby in ten trash cans...lol
Why shouldn't you make an orphan cry?
Because they won't have a parent to cry to.
What did the orphan do when he got punched?
Nothing, because his parents weren't there! :)
What does an orphan call a family picture?
A selfie.
Once an orphan got a girlfriend. He regretted it. She left him too.
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