Technoblade: I'm the second worst thing to ever happen to those orphans.
Quackity: What is the first thing to ever happen to the orphans???
Technoblade: Quackity..... they're orphans.
(Disclaimer: not funny xD)
What is the difference between me and cancer?
My mom did beat cancer.
The second worst thing to happen to these orphans!
What's worse than ten dead babies in a dumpster? One dead baby in ten trash cans...lol
Why shouldn't you make an orphan cry?
Because they won't have a parent to cry to.
What does an orphan call a family picture?
A selfie.
Once an orphan got a girlfriend. He regretted it. She left him too.
Like this post to give someone you hate bad luck.
Yesterday I saw an orphan walking down the street. I asked him if he was ok. He said no, so I asked him if he needed help. And he said yes, so I let him in my car and said, "Don't worry, you'll be home with you parents soon." He said, "My parents died." I said, "I know...." I went for the cliffs.
You're an orphan and blind. You have cancer. You will die in 3 days. Merry Xmas!
What is the worst motivational thing to say to a suicidal person?
"If at first you don’t succeed, try again and again until you succeed."
I hope you have to pull hard on a candy wrapper only for the bag to pop and have the candy fall on the floor.
What is the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair?
Cancer.
What did the kid say to the orphan?
"Well, at least I have parents!"
Jack and Jill went up a hill his condom ripped and now they are from Alabama
There is this celebrity everybody thought was so down to earth. That was until he hung himself.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Heyyy, in the last six months, [I had] 4 suicide attempts, broke up with 3 girls, and my mom went on drugs.
What did the deaf, dumb, and blind orphan get for Christmas?
Cancer.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple actually gets picked.
