Miscellaneous jokes
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends how hard you throw them.
I lost at Kahoot, so I had to ka-shoot.
What do you call a psychic dwarf on the run? A small medium at large.
What do you call an animal with 3 eyes, 2 mouths, 6 noses, and 4 ears?
John took a bath with bubbles.
Bubbles was a man.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay, they would be called bagels.
If you don’t know what introspection is, you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
Your momma is so ugly that she went out as herself for Halloween.
Curiosity killed the cat.
But for a while, I was a suspect.
How do crazy people get through a forest?
They take the psycho-path!
Knock knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya who? Sorry, I prefer Google.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Daisy. Daisy who? Daisy me rollin', they hatin'!
Voldemort: Knock, knock.
Harry Potter: Who's there?
Voldemort: You know.
Harry Potter: You know who?
Voldemort: Exactly!
What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.
I find bananas very appeeling.
What's brown and sticky? A stick!
Knock knock. Who's there? Bad joke.
What does a 90 year old's pussy taste like?
Depends...
What do you call a woman who thinks she can do anything a man can do? Wrong.
Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn't last as long for fat people.