I lost at Kahoot, so I had to ka-shoot.
What do you call a psychic dwarf on the run? A small medium at large.
What do you call a animal with 3 eyes 2 mouth 6 noses and 4 ears
John took a bath with bubbles.
Bubbles was a man.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay they would be called bagels.
If you don’t know what introspection is, you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
Your momma is so ugly that she went out as her self for halloween
Curiousity killed the cat. But for a while I was a suspect
How do crazy people get through a forest? They take the psycho-path!
Knock knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya who? Sorry, I prefer Google.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Daisy. Daisy who? Daisy me rollin', they hatin'!
Voldemort: Knock, knock.
Harry Potter: Who's there?
Voldemort: You know.
Harry Potter: You know who?
Voldemort: Exactly!
What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.
I find bananas very appeeling.
Whats brown and sticky - a stick
Knock knock. Who's there? Bad joke.
What does a 90 year old's pussy taste like?
Depends...
What do you call a woman who thinks she can do anything a man can do? Wrong.
Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn't last as long for fat people.
Your momma so fat, when she stepped on the weighing scales, her phone number came up!
