Have u ever heard of the eye tear
me either
Have u ever heard of the eye tear
me either
wanna hear a joke about pizza
Nevermind it's too cheesy
Wanna hear a joke ? You
Jacob has a small penis
So two guys walk into a bar. One says, "Can I have something to drink?"
The other says, "You wish!" LOLOLOLOLOLOLO dab on the haters - Jake Paul wreeeeecckkked.................... DABDABDABDBABABDBABDBABDBABDBDABDBsabBaDBAD,,,,,,,,,,five fo e the winners. KILL MATPAT, THE EARTH IS FLAT AND A DONUT
I accidentally walked on the Lego Batman mask.
I want my fucking feet back!
Yo mama is so fat, she sat on a quarter and popped a booger out of George Washington's nose.
Q: What was the name of Michael Jackson's last book?
A: The ins and outs of child rearing.
Jack and Molly are sitting in school one day.
Molly is asleep when the teacher asks her a question, "Molly, who created Heaven and Earth?"
Jack sees Molly is sleeping and quickly pokes her with a sharp pencil.
"Jesus Christ almighty!" shouts Molly.
"Correct," says the teacher.
The next day the teacher asks, "Molly, who created Heaven and Earth?"
Molly is again asleep and is poked by Jack's pencil.
"Jesus Christ almighty!" she shouts.
"Correct again," says the teacher.
The next day, for a 3rd time, Molly is asleep.
This time the teacher asks her, "What did Eve say to Adam when she had so many children?"
Jack pokes Molly with the pencil again, and this time Molly screams "If you stick that thing in me one more time I'm going to crack it in half!"
Why did the toilet paper cross the road?
It didn't; it got stuck in a crack.